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[89fxrs]

A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a
beer. "Certainly, Sir , that'll be one cent." "One Cent?" the man
exclaimed. He glanced at the menu and asked: "How much for a nice
juicy steak and a bottle of wine?" "A nickel," the barman replied. "A
nickel?" exclaimed the man. "Where's the guy who owns this place?"
The bartender replied: "Upstairs, with my wife." The man
asked: "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?" The bartender
replied: "The same thing I'm doing to his business down here."

[muddypaws]

Perfect....