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[smkymtnboy]

As the crowded elevator descended, Mrs. Wilson became increasingly furious with her husband, who was delighted to be pressed against a gorgeous blonde.
As the elevator stopped at the main floor, the blonde suddenly whirled, slapped Mr. Wilson, and said, “That will teach you to pinch!”
Bewildered, Mr. Wilson was halfway to the parking lot with his wife when he choked, “I… I… didn’t pinch that girl.”
“Of course you didn’t,” said his wife, consolingly. “I did!”

[VaEagle]

Of course with all the hashtag movement stuff now it would not have ended with a slap, more like loosing his job and getting prosecuted and sued etc.
Does remind me of this old commercial though:

[muddypaws]

Dam wife....