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Comparing California to Texas
« on: January 15, 2014, 09:26:13 AM »
I'm pretty sure a left coast moderator will think this is too political and delete it!  Maybe I'll get lucky and it will just  be moved to the Humor section!

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Re: Comparing California to Texas
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2014, 11:47:44 AM »
 >:(   Hey Tommy!   Just because it's all true doesn't mean you get to make fun of us in California!    :soapbox:

 :huepfenlol2:   :nixweiss:   :huepfenlol2: 
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Re: Comparing California to Texas
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2014, 12:12:48 PM »


Great video!
Reminds me of all the northerners that come down south for a better way of life then complain about the people here.
My first thought is, GO BACK, second thought is, if you came down because it's a better way of life then, DON'T SCREW IT UP!


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Re: Comparing California to Texas
« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2014, 12:13:19 PM »
 That about sums it up
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Re: Comparing California to Texas
« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2014, 12:48:38 PM »
Quote from: SBB on January 15, 2014, 12:12:48 PM

Great video!
Reminds me of all the northerners that come down south for a better way of life then complain about the people here.
My first thought is, GO BACK, second thought is, if you came down because it's a better way of life then, DON'T SCREW IT UP!


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You know what they call a northerner who comes down south for a visit?

A yankee

You know what the call a northerer who comes down south and stays?

A damn yankee

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Re: Comparing California to Texas
« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2014, 02:26:02 PM »
I grew up on the beaches in San Diego.  We used to have raging bon fires with pallets taken from grocery stores. Is this no longer aloud? :)
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Re: Comparing California to Texas
« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2014, 04:21:24 PM »
Awesome, too funny......  :bananarock:
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Re: Comparing California to Texas
« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2014, 05:07:25 PM »
Quote from: GregKhougaz on January 15, 2014, 11:47:44 AM
>:(   Hey Tommy!   Just because it's all true doesn't mean you get to make fun of us in California!    :soapbox:

 :huepfenlol2:   :nixweiss:   :huepfenlol2: 

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Basically what you said to me while we were standing on Santa Monica Pier.
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Re: Comparing California to Texas
« Reply #8 on: January 15, 2014, 05:38:44 PM »
I'm so sorry if you live in California. In Virginia they have to remind us on holidays no celebratory gun fire...
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Re: Comparing California to Texas
« Reply #9 on: January 15, 2014, 09:55:51 PM »
In South Carolina it's not a holiday without gunfire!
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Re: Comparing California to Texas
« Reply #10 on: January 15, 2014, 10:36:47 PM »
God Bless Texas
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Re: Comparing California to Texas
« Reply #11 on: January 16, 2014, 12:18:09 AM »
Quote from: SBB on January 15, 2014, 12:12:48 PM

Great video!
Reminds me of all the northerners that come down south for a better way of life then complain about the people here.
My first thought is, GO BACK, second thought is, if you came down because it's a better way of life then, DON'T SCREW IT UP!


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so true!!! i understand why they had that war!!
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Re: Comparing California to Texas
« Reply #12 on: January 16, 2014, 06:10:35 AM »
Good Video !!!
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Re: Comparing California to Texas
« Reply #13 on: January 16, 2014, 12:48:22 PM »
Must put Texas on the list of places to visit sounds like my sort of place  :bananarock:
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Re: Comparing California to Texas
« Reply #14 on: January 16, 2014, 01:44:58 PM »
Funny chit! Love it. Spit tea when he said the sight of a "black gun made them puke in there Prius".  :drink:
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Re: Comparing California to Texas
« Reply #15 on: January 17, 2014, 02:26:12 PM »
 I guess you haven't been to Lake Elsinore, Ca. I had to put a silencer on my rifle but we shoot ducks, coots and geese from my patio. You can bow fish on our lake legally and there is no speed limit for boats. Folks jump off of cliffs on hang gliders right behind us and land on our beach. We burn wood in our fireplaces and tree cuttings on our beach. I've got drag pipes and apes on my chopper and the cops just say "nice bike"...and the weather is nice and the water like glass almost all year long. Pic from this morning.
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Re: Comparing California to Texas
« Reply #16 on: January 17, 2014, 02:54:51 PM »
Quote from: grandpadoc on January 17, 2014, 02:26:12 PM
I guess you haven't been to Lake Elsinore, Ca. I had to put a silencer on my rifle but we shoot ducks, coots and geese from my patio. You can bow fish on our lake legally and there is no speed limit for boats. Folks jump off of cliffs on hang gliders right behind us and land on our beach. We burn wood in our fireplaces and tree cuttings on our beach. I've got drag pipes and apes on my chopper and the cops just say "nice bike"...and the weather is nice and the water like glass almost all year long. Pic from this morning.

There's a rumor that one of the Lake Elsinore Search and Rescue boats had a cooler with some adult beverages on ice.  Probably didn't happen, though.  You know how those "lake people" like to start trouble.  ::)
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Re: Comparing California to Texas
« Reply #17 on: January 17, 2014, 02:57:48 PM »
Quote from: Panhead_Jimmy on January 17, 2014, 02:54:51 PM
There's a rumor that one of the Lake Elsinore Search and Rescue boats had a cooler with some adult beverages on ice.  Probably didn't happen, though.  You know how those "lake people" like to start trouble.  ::)

Sounds like you've been "rescued" here a few times.   :o
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Re: Comparing California to Texas
« Reply #18 on: January 17, 2014, 03:04:52 PM »
Quote from: grandpadoc on January 17, 2014, 02:57:48 PM
Sounds like you've been "rescued" here a few times.   :o

Captain Morgan hisself "rescued" be a couple...several...multiple times, I think.   :drink:
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Re: Comparing California to Texas
« Reply #19 on: January 17, 2014, 03:11:27 PM »
Quote from: Panhead_Jimmy on January 17, 2014, 03:04:52 PM
Captain Morgan hisself "rescued" be a couple...several...multiple times, I think.   :drink:

Ah yes the Captain, we sing and dance and rescue, rescue, rescue till we drop. Harrrrr  :verkleidung056:
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Re: Comparing California to Texas
« Reply #20 on: January 17, 2014, 04:16:16 PM »
Quote from: grandpadoc on January 17, 2014, 03:11:27 PM
Ah yes the Captain, we sing and dance and rescue, rescue, rescue till we drop. Harrrrr  :verkleidung056:


That HOTTIE looks familiar!    8)
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Re: Comparing California to Texas
« Reply #21 on: January 17, 2014, 07:10:22 PM »
Quote from: FlaHeatWave on January 15, 2014, 05:07:25 PM
Greg,
Basically what you said to me while we were standing on Santa Monica Pier.

Yes but if you play by the rules, you miss all the fun!    :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Comparing California to Texas
« Reply #22 on: January 18, 2014, 04:42:18 AM »
Quote from: Fisherman on January 16, 2014, 12:48:22 PM
Must put Texas on the list of places to visit sounds like my sort of place  :bananarock:
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Re: Comparing California to Texas
« Reply #23 on: January 18, 2014, 08:28:56 AM »
Brilliant. I loved it! I am a Brit who has spent most of my career working for American computer companies and have spent a lot of time in both California and Texas, and from an outsiders point of view it made me laugh, because it's so true
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