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[Hawgrider]

A  Somali arrives in Vancouver as a  new immigrant to Canada ....
He  stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says  ... 'Thank you Mr. Canadian for letting me in this country, giving me housing,  money for food, free  medical care, free education and no taxes!'

The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am from Pakistan '.

 
The  man goes on and encounters another passerby  ... ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in Canada !'
The person says, 'I not Canadian, I Vietnamese.'

The  new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand  and says .... 'Thank you for the wonderful Canada !'
That person puts up his hand  and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not Canadian !'
 
He  finally sees a nice lady and asks ... 'Are you a Canadian ?'
She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the  Canadians ?'
The  African lady checks her watch and says ....'Probably at  work'

[jachd17]

Sounds like America too. W.T.F.

[martys]

Sad but true

Marty

[FLHTCUSE7]

Go back just a few hundred years and everyone here, beside native Americans, where immigrants.

A country with a very short history.

[D-N-D]

 

[martys]

Go back just a few hundred years and everyone here, beside native Americans, where immigrants.

A country with a very short history.

Very true ... But ... They were not given any hand outs ... They made there own way. 


Marty

[gaindian]

Go back just a few hundred years and everyone here, beside native Americans, where immigrants.

A country with a very short history.
Very true ... But ... They were not given any hand outs ... They made there own way. 


 

[FLH91]

true!

[Dr.D]

Go back just a few hundred years and everyone here, beside native Americans, where immigrants.

A country with a very short history.

And a short future at the rat ewe are going???

[grayghost731]

And a short future at the rat ewe are going???

Yeah Really!      Were  suppose to LEARN  from History, Not  Repeat it!   

[FLHTCUSE7]

isn't thanks giving celebrating the handouts given in the past?

[jachd17]

isn't thanks giving celebrating the handouts given in the past?

 Actually, I believe it was to celebrate a bountiful harvest. A way to give thanks to god for for the crops that grew and the successful hunting.

 Not for sitting around waiting for the monthly check supplied by others labor.

[FLHTCUSE7]

I take it you are a Native American then. Since all others are immigrants.

Actually, I believe it was to celebrate a bountiful harvest. A way to give thanks to god for for the crops that grew and the successful hunting.

 Not for sitting around waiting for the monthly check supplied by others labor.

[martys]

A  Somali arrives in Vancouver as a  new immigrant to Canada ....
He  stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says  ... 'Thank you Mr. Canadian for letting me in this country, giving me housing,  money for food, free  medical care, free education and no taxes!'

The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am from Pakistan '.

 
The  man goes on and encounters another passerby  ... ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in Canada !'
The person says, 'I not Canadian, I Vietnamese.'

The  new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand  and says .... 'Thank you for the wonderful Canada !'
That person puts up his hand  and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not Canadian !'
 
He  finally sees a nice lady and asks ... 'Are you a Canadian ?'
She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the  Canadians ?'
The  African lady checks her watch and says ....'Probably at  work'

I didn't see any reference to being an Aboriginal in the original post 

I take it you are a Native American then. Since all others are immigrants.

So I don't where you are trying to take this 


Marty

[gadgetz]

As part Cherokee I wish you'd all give me my stuff back!   






jk, I don't need a thing; but I seriously don't care for people that are Slothful.

[ultrarider123]

As part Cherokee I wish you'd all give me my stuff back!   

That's a goodern, Eric.  Will have to clean my coffee off the screen now....

[gadgetz]

That's a goodern, Eric.  Will have to clean my coffee off the screen now....

hehehehehehe




Funny thing my Grandfather hated old Western movies where the Cowboys always won.   I miss him and East TN a lot, good times.