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[kansaskim47]

 

The local Baptists were up in arms over the strip club's plan to expand. 

The preacher extorted the congregation to pray for God to strike down the club.

As the construction was nearly complete, a great thunderstorm arose and lightning struck the club and burned It to the ground.

The club owner blamed the church for the burning and sued the Baptists.

The Baptists of course claimed no responsibility.

During the trial, the judge said "Let me get this straight. This lawsuit is saying that the Baptists do not believe in the power of prayer but the owner of the strip club does?"