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Your hair smells nice
« on: October 30, 2010, 07:36:49 PM »
Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady
at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air, and tells her that her hair smells nice.

After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a Supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file a sexual harassment grievance against him.

The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled, and asks:
"What's sexually threatening about a co-worker
telling you your hair smells nice?"

The woman replies, "It's Keith. The midget."
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Re: Your hair smells nice
« Reply #1 on: October 30, 2010, 07:45:27 PM »
Quote from: Unbalanced on October 30, 2010, 07:36:49 PM
Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady
at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air, and tells her that her hair smells nice.

After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a Supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file a sexual harassment grievance against him.

The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled, and asks:
"What's sexually threatening about a co-worker
telling you your hair smells nice?"

The woman replies, "It's Keith. The midget."

The name is fitting.  HeHe.  HR Department is up for a reversal. :confused5:
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Re: Your hair smells nice
« Reply #2 on: October 30, 2010, 08:36:12 PM »
That cracks me down
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Re: Your hair smells nice
« Reply #3 on: October 30, 2010, 09:04:13 PM »
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Re: Your hair smells nice
« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2010, 10:22:33 AM »
 :P
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Re: Your hair smells nice
« Reply #5 on: November 04, 2010, 09:33:20 PM »
 :huepfenlol2: :huepfenlol2: :huepfenlol2:
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Re: Your hair smells nice
« Reply #6 on: December 26, 2012, 05:44:50 AM »
 :D :D
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Re: Your hair smells nice
« Reply #7 on: December 26, 2012, 06:44:51 AM »
 :laugh4:
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Re: Your hair smells nice
« Reply #8 on: December 26, 2012, 07:30:52 AM »
  Was he standing in front or back of her?
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Re: Your hair smells nice
« Reply #9 on: December 26, 2012, 08:11:38 AM »
Still LMAO.   :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Your hair smells nice
« Reply #10 on: January 01, 2013, 12:31:45 PM »
 ;D
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Re: Your hair smells nice
« Reply #11 on: January 03, 2013, 03:50:36 AM »
I bet , if given the opportunity ,he'd like to go up on her !!
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