Topic: Never Lie to Kids (Read 1153 times)

Unbalanced · « **on:** November 02, 2005, 08:58:36 PM »

Doesn't pay to lie to those kids - they are smarter than we are..

A 2nd grader asked her mother the age-old question, "How did I get here?"

Her mother told her, "God sent you."

"Did God send you, too?" asked the child.

"Yes, Dear," the mother replied.

"What about Grandma and Grandpa?" the child persisted.

"He sent them also," the mother said.

"Did he send their parents, too?" asked the child.

"Yes, Dear, He did," said the mother patiently.

"So you're telling me that there has been NO sex in this family for 200
years? No wonder everyone's so damn grouchy around here."

Author Topic: Never Lie to Kids (Read 1153 times)

Unbalanced

Never Lie to Kids