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[89fxrs]

A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.

"Well, I can think of one thing," the cowboy offered. "On a trip to the Big Horn Mountains out in Wyoming, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman.

I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground."

I yelled, "Now, back off or I'll kick the crap out of all of you"

Saint Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"

"Couple of minutes ago."

[iski]

 

[muddypaws]

Good one...