Old Geezers
>
> TWO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND DECIDE TO HAVE
> A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN. AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL
> BROTHEL.
>
> THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZERS AND WHISPERS TO
> HER MANAGER, 'GO UP TO THE FIRST TWO BEDROOMS AND PUT AN INFLATED DOLL
> IN EACH BED. THESE TWO ARE SO OLD AND DRUNK, I'M NOT WASTING TWO OF MY
> GIRLS ON THEM. THEY WON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.'
>
> THE MANAGER DOES AS HE IS TOLD AND THE TWO OLD MEN GO UPSTAIRS AND TAKE
> CARE OF THEIR BUSINESS.
>
> AS THEY ARE WALKING HOME THE FIRST MAN SAYS, YOU KNOW, I THINK MY GIRL
> WAS DEAD!'
>
> 'DEAD?' SAYS HIS FRIEND, 'WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?'
>
> 'WELL, SHE NEVER MOVED OR MADE A SOUND ALL THE TIME I WAS LOVING HER.'
>
> HIS FRIEND SAYS, 'COULD BE WORSE, I THINK MINE WAS A WITCH.'
>
> 'A WITCH ??. . WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?'
>
> 'WELL, I WAS MAKING LOVE TO HER, KISSING HER ON THE NECK, AND I GAVE HER
> A LITTLE BITE, THEN SHE FARTED AND FLEW OUT THE WINDOW... AND TOOK MY > TEETH
> WITH HER!'
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