> Guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his
> check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, ' Hi. You
>know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job.'
>
> The social worker behind the counter said, ' Your timing is
> excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who
>wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to
> drive around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply all of your clothes.
>Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to
escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you will have to
satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the
garage.
The salary is $200,000 a year.'
>
> The guy, wide-eyed, said, ' You're bullchittin' me! '
>
> The social worker said, ' Yeah, well . . you started it.'
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