African roulette
The foreign minister of a small African state had opportunity to visit Russia
for the very first time. There he was warmly welcomed by his Russian
counterpart, who wined and dined him and generally offered him the best
hospitality that Russia could offer.
On his last day, the Russian foreign minister took the African foreign minister
into a room with a table on which lay a revolver. "My comrade, since you are
about to leave, I must introduce you to a custom we have here in Russia ,
something called Russian roulette. It is a true test of manhood and worth, and
how it works is that you must take the revolver, spin the cylinders, hold the
revolver to your head and then pull the trigger. Only one of the six chambers is
loaded."
The African leader, being of proud warrior stock and a courageous man, took the
revolver, spun the cylinder, snapped it shut, pointed it at his head and sighed
with relief when all he heard was 'click', but no shot.
Well impressed with his bravery, he and the Russian drank vodka until the
African leader had to be carried aboard his plane.
Six months later the Russian foreign minister visits the African foreign
minister's country. The African, remembering keenly the Russian roulette he had
to play previously, took the Russian into a room on the last day of his visit.
In the room were six beautiful, naked young women.
"To prove your courage and manhood, see before you six of the most beautiful
women from each of our tribes. This is something I call 'African roulette'. You
may pick any one of them and they will give you a blow-job."
The Russian, not too averse to this idea at all, asks the African, "But where is
the risk? To be called roulette there must be some form of risk involved."
The African smiles broadly. "One of the six is a cannibal."
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