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[SEUC-OCD]

Actual radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations:

#1;     Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.

#2;     Recommend you divert YOUR course 5 degrees to South to avoid a collision.

#1;     This is the Captain of a US Navy ship.  I say again, divert YOUR course.

#2;     No. Recommend you divert YOUR course.

#1.     THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER ENTERPRISE, WE ARE A LARGE
        WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW!

#2.     This is a lighthouse. Your call.