For all of you guys that watched the Victoria Secret special last night while your "old lady" decorated the Christmas tree, please take a seat near the front of the class for the: OFFICIAL MALE SENSITIVITY TEST
1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:
A. Lovemaking. B. Screwing. C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town.
2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you have both
shared: A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship.
B. Your blood-test results. C. Five tequila slammers.
3. You time your orgasm so that: A. Your partner climaxes first. B. You both climax simultaneously. C. You don't miss ESPN Sports Center.
4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is: A. Healthy, creative love-play. B. Not the sort of thing your wife would agree to. C. Not the sort of
thing your wife needs to ever find out about.
5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you have just had sex with is: A. The best part of the experience. B. The second best part of the experience. C. $100 extra.
6. Your wife/girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in the
last month. You tell her that it is: A. Of no influence on your
affectionate feelings for her. B. Not a problem, she can join your gym.
C. A conservative estimate.
7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is: A. A myth. B. An oxymoron. C. A moron.
8. Foreplay is to sex as: A. An appetizer is to entree. B. Primer is to paint. C. A long line is to an amusement park ride.
9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship? A. I hope we can still be friends. B. I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the beep. C. Welcome to Dumpsville. Population, YOU.
10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate: A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy. B. Is uptight and a
waste of time. C. Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first
place.
Evaluating Results:
If you answered A more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure you really ARE a man. If you answered B more than 7 times, check into therapy. You're a Little
confused. If you answered C more than 7 times, YOU DA MAN!
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