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Title: Terrible business......
Post by: 89fxrs on May 27, 2019, 05:42:34 PM
Terrible business......

Business had been terrible and was not picking up.


I had to fire somebody and I narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack.


It was an impossible decision because both were super workers.


Rather than flip a coin, I decided I would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.


Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover, after partying all night.


She went to the cooler to take an aspirin.


I approached her and said. "Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to either lay you or Jack off."


"Could you jack off for now?" She replied. "I feel like crap. If you can wait, I'll do you at lunchtime."


I had to let Jack go.
Title: Re: Terrible business......
Post by: muddypaws on May 27, 2019, 07:30:05 PM
Now that is funny...
Title: Re: Terrible business......
Post by: longlast on May 28, 2019, 03:21:46 PM

     :D
Title: Re: Terrible business......
Post by: D-N-D on May 29, 2019, 06:11:18 AM
 :o ;D
Title: Re: Terrible business......
Post by: iski on May 29, 2019, 05:01:52 PM
 ;D ;D