Little Jeffy walked into class with a bläck eye, the teacher was concerned and asked, "What's wrong?""Our house is very small, me, my mom, and my dad we sleep on the same bed. Last night my dad asked, 'Jeffy are you sleeping?' When I said No, he slapped my face and gave me a Bläck eye."Teacher said, "The next time when your dad asks if you're sleeping, keep dead quiet and don't answer."The following morning Jeffy comes back with two bläck eyes. The teacher by now very worried asked,"My god, why have you now got two bläck eyes? I thought I told you to say nothing." Jeffy Replied, "Dad asked me again, 'Jeffy are you sleeping?' And I shut up and kept dead still. Then my dad and my mom started moving, you know at the same time mom was breathing erratically, kicking her legs up frantically and squealing like a hyena on the bed. Then my dad asked my mom, 'Are you coming?' Mom said, 'Yes I'm coming, are you coming too?' Dad answered, 'Yes!' They don't usually go anywhere without me so I said, "Wait for me, I'm coming too....."
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