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[Twolanerider]

see above ^

[iski]

Hello from one of the every.

[Twolanerider]

Hello from one of the ovary.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh



(put THAT image in your head boys and girls!)

[iski]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh



(put THAT image in your head boys and girls!)

That one made me think, a most rare occurenece.

It egged me on.

[Twolanerider]

Had to self medicat.... um... moderate.  Next post would sure have been alien abducted  .

[iski]

Had to self medicat.... um... moderate.  Next post would sure have been alien abducted  .

Nebulon mind melding waves are at an all time high and brain weevil infestations run rampant.  Full moon this week.

[Twolanerider]

Nebulon mind melding waves are at an all time high and brain weevil infestations run rampant.  Full moon this week.

yes, what he said, and all new members (site members, not the biological kind, as that would be both gross and a little unnerving); welcome to the little website!

[iski]

yes, what he said, and all new members (site members, not the biological kind, as that would be both gross and a little unnerving); welcome to the little website!

Are they here yet?

[Twolanerider]

Are they here yet?

The new members?   You are one crazy sumbeach if you think I'm looking to see if there are new members!

[iski]

The new members?   You are one crazy sumbeach if you think I'm looking to see if there are new members!

Me?  Crazy sumbeach? 

Checking.......

Yep.

If they do not show up soon, then they won't get here before after they start posting.

[Ghost Rider]

Alright you two, thats enough!

If you don't stop this right now, I'm going to have to come over there and take away the stuff your taking, that is making you take time away from important takes on things such as Cat Puke.

[Twolanerider]

Me?  Crazy sumbeach? 

Checking.......

Yep.

If they do not show up soon, then they won't get here before after they start posting.

That would so suck.  I was looking for them.   All of us.  Them.  Then we were they and they were gone.  And I could hear 'em talking to us.  All by myself man.  Everyone of me.  They were talking to US.  And you said stop.  But you didn't.  And then it was done.  Never to happen again.  Or even to have happened, like, at all man.  So we tried over.  And there was this glow.  Huge, bright, and kinda dark like.  Plaid.

[Twolanerider]

Alright you two, thats enough!

If you don't stop this right now, I'm going to have to come over there and take away the stuff your taking, that is making you take time away from important takes on things such as Cat Puke.

nananananananana

[Twolanerider]

And you just have to wonder.  How many are saying "whada****" and how many are wondering "where's mine?".

[Ghost Rider]

That would so suck.  I was looking for them.   All of us.  Them.  Then we were they and they were gone.  And I could hear 'em talking to us.  All by myself man.  Everyone of me.  They were talking to US.  And you said stop.  But you didn't.  And then it was done.  Never to happen again.  Or even to have happened, like, at all man.  So we tried over.  And there was this glow.  Huge, bright, and kinda dark like.  Plaid.

Whoa, flashback coming..."Don't take the brown acid.  The brown acid is bad.  Stay away from the brown acid."

[iski]

That would so suck.  I was looking for them.   All of us.  Them.  Then we were they and they were gone.  And I could hear 'em talking to us.  All by myself man.  Everyone of me.  They were talking to US.  And you said stop.  But you didn't.  And then it was done.  Never to happen again.  Or even to have happened, like, at all man.  So we tried over.  And there was this glow.  Huge, bright, and kinda dark like.  Plaid.

That explains most all of the laws of the universe, but it still does not give the ulterior motives for Durwood Kirby.  Some things remain inexplicable.  I almost cried man, like, wow.



Note of some interest and no it's not B flat: If you are a new member and you are reading this thread - why the hell did you keep reading this far?

[iski]

Alright you two, thats enough!

If you don't stop this right now, I'm going to have to come over there and take away the stuff your taking, that is making you take time away from important takes on things such as Cat Puke.

Too late - I drank all the beer.

But I know where I can get more.

I regret taking time away from Cat Puke but not as much as I used to.  Some things mellow with age.  Not cat puke.  Things.  Things other than cat puke.  What things?  Hmmmmmmm..... the pressure.......... like I am supposed to know? 

[Twolanerider]

Too late - I drank all the beer.

But I know where I can get more.

I regret taking time away from Cat Puke but not as much as I used to.  Some things mellow with age.  Not cat puke.  Things.  Things other than cat puke.  What things?  Hmmmmmmm..... the pressure.......... like I am supposed to know? 

Pressure?  Cat Puke? Man, you don't know about pressure and cat puke.  At least not until you've taken it deep.  Deep, deep, deep below.  50 fathoms.  100.  Now that's some pressurized cat puke.  Then, poof, it's gone--------  Like the sands through window pane.   Lives man, days of our lives with deep deep cat puke, deep beneath the sea.

[Screamin]

Perhaps y'all will feel better (or worse) in the morning when the faint glimmer of sanity starts to shine through. Until then please feel free to enjoy your little extended trip and try not to hurt someone or break anything expensive.

[iski]

Pressure?  Cat Puke? Man, you don't know about pressure and cat puke.  At least not until you've taken it deep.  Deep, deep, deep below.  50 fathoms.  100.  Now that's some pressurized cat puke.  Then, poof, it's gone--------  Like the sands through window pane.   Lives man, days of our lives with deep deep cat puke, deep beneath the sea.

As the world turns, spinning slowly like a windmill in my mind in ever increasing circles, the contemplation of 100 fathoms of cat puke almost left me speechless.  Unfortunately the descriptor utilized was 'almost' instead of 'completely', which would have negated this particular effort.  Way out in the universe a teeny tiny itty bitty ensy little wee grain of sand read your post and is bashing its infinitely small noggin against a window pane in the vane hope that somehow, it will get through.  I hope you are happy now, sand leader-oner.  The other grains of sand are chuckling at it & it doesn't even know why.   

[iski]

Perhaps y'all will feel better (or worse) in the morning when the faint glimmer of sanity starts to shine through. Until then please feel free to enjoy your little extended trip and try not to hurt someone or break anything expensive.

A faint glimmer of sanity?  In this thread?  Posting with Don?  Like that's ever gonna happen.

I almost did trip over an electrical cord, but thanks to your post, I did not.  I checked and so far nothing is broken and thanks for warning me about the cord.

[twincam]

and I guess this proves it........ we are not alone in this universe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Twolanerider]

I am so glad I don't catch hangovers  .

[HogBreath]

Hangovers are contagious?

[Twolanerider]

Hangovers are contagious?

Not to me.  I'm just a carrier.  Typhoid Twolane.

[HogBreath]

By the way, what kinda beer do ya drink?

[Ghost Rider]

By the way, what kinda beer do ya drink?

What kind you got!?!

[Twolanerider]

By the way, what kinda beer do ya drink?

Last night it was Rolling Rock.  Or, more accurately, Rolling Rocks.

[HogBreath]

It's been a while since I drank that...but--Good beer

[Twolanerider]

It's been a while since I drank that...but--Good beer

It was on special.  Drink 5, drink 2 more.

[ccr]

I am so glad I don't catch hangovers  .

I don't catch them, but sometimes they catch me. 

[iski]

Hangovers are a rare occurence for me. 

Years back there were a couple of times I put my pants to bed and I hung over the hanger all night, but that was long ago and far away.

[HogBreath]

You won't get hangovers if you just never sober up. I missed 1997 and 1998 completely.

[iski]

You won't get hangovers if you just never sober up. I missed 1997 and 1998 completely.

I was sober then but can't remember anything signifcant about either year.  I figure something must have happened.

Evidently you did not miss too much.

[Twolanerider]

I was sober then but can't remember anything signifcant about either year.  I figure something must have happened.

Evidently you did not miss too much.

I moved from Missouri to Washington D.C. during grad school; and don't remember doing it.  Does that count  ?

[iski]

I moved from Missouri to Washington D.C. during grad school; and don't remember doing it.  Does that count  ?

Bro, anything you want to count or not count is fine by me.  I been to Mizzery more than a few times and compared to DC I would just as soon forget the beltway area as well.

[Twolanerider]

Bro, anything you want to count or not count is fine by me.  I been to Mizzery more than a few times and compared to DC I would just as soon forget the beltway area as well.

I had different excuses at the time though.  It was one of those female half of the species.  I got over it though.  Fortunately not girls generally.  But at least that one  .

[iski]

I had different excuses at the time though.  It was one of those female half of the species.  I got over it though.  Fortunately not girls generally.  But at least that one  .

Wimmens cause lots of stuff to happen that we forget.  I wonder if it has anything to do with their mystery buttons?

[Twolanerider]

Wimmens cause lots of stuff to happen that we forget.  I wonder if it has anything to do with their mystery buttons?

Mystery button.  Misery button.  Sometimes it's all the same thing.  But it's never not fun  .

[iski]

Mystery button.  Misery button.  Sometimes it's all the same thing.  But it's never not fun  .

Yeah.  Sometimes it's louder than others though.  Right after the misty button usually.



You have a helluva way with words.  And you read around and through the post sometimes instead of just reading it regular.  Very interesting. 

[Twolanerider]

Yeah.  Sometimes it's louder than others though.  Right after the misty button usually.



You have a helluva way with words.  And you read around and through the post sometimes instead of just reading it regular.  Very interesting. 

Words.  Tools.  It's all the same thing  .

[iski]

Words.  Tools.  It's all the same thing  .

That explains it. No wonder I have wrench mouth at times.

[Twolanerider]

That explains it. No wonder I have wrench mouth at times.

It's the spray lubricant that's really nasty though.  WDOral40.  Yuck.

[REGGAB]

see above ^

Hello and welcome to CVO Harley!!

[MIKEYTEE]

I'm sure you have maybe sobered up by now. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh I forgot to welcome you.
WWWWWeeeeelllllcccccooooommmmmeeeee!!!!!

Mike
 

[iski]

I'm sure you have maybe sobered up by now. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh I forgot to welcome you.
WWWWWeeeeelllllcccccooooommmmmeeeee!!!!!

Mike
 

Another little trip down memory lane.  I miss the old days, when new posters got a nice welcome gift.  I had a choice between a GENUINE Harley can opener & a Harley toaster oven.

 

[MIKEYTEE]

Another little trip down memory lane.  I miss the old days, when new posters got a nice welcome gift.  I had a choice between a GENUINE Harley can opener & a Harley toaster oven.

 

Those were the good old days. My choices were the Live to Ride pin and the CVO decal set.

 
Mike

[iski]

Those were the good old days. My choices were the Live to Ride pin and the CVO decal set.

 
Mike

Nice.  The bike giveaways were fun too.  Never got one myself, but knew a couple of posters who did. 

 

[Twolanerider]

Neal actually showed up at my door and gave me a big kiss.  Tongue!


This may explain why I don't subscribe to other sites....

[iski]

The link to the video you posted of that is broken.  Darn Russians.   

[smkymtnboy]

  in the news twolanerider is on a comeback tour. 

[Twolanerider]

The link to the video you posted of that is broken.  Darn Russians.   

That wasn't the Russians.  It got moderated.   Everyone used to get stuff though.  103 got tacos!!

[iski]

That wasn't the Russians.  It got moderated.   Everyone used to get stuff though.  103 got tacos!!

Moderate moderation or immoderate moderation done moderately?