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Which would you rather be?
« on: June 26, 2010, 10:50:37 PM »

 A very prestigious cardiologist died, and was given a very elaborate funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life... A huge heart... covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service as all the doctors from the hospital sat in awe. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever..

At that point, one of the mourners just -burst- into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, 'I am so sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral... I'm a gynecologist.

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Re: Which would you rather be?
« Reply #1 on: June 26, 2010, 11:16:12 PM »
  Hopefully the other doctor won't be" snatched " :oops:from his prime of life !!
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Re: Which would you rather be?
« Reply #2 on: June 26, 2010, 11:27:38 PM »
Just be glad he wasn't a Proctologist
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