Topic: 2011 Hooters Swim Suit Contest (Read 24517 times)

Jock · « **on:** April 30, 2011, 12:45:14 PM »

For those of you that are ready to just jump into summer and all of the joys that it brings I present to you an early present. The 2011 Hooters Swim Suit Contest!

Jock · « **Reply #1 on:** April 30, 2011, 12:45:39 PM »

The winner of this contest will have the opportunity to compete in the 2011 Hooters International Swim Suit Pageant in beautiful Miami, FL!

Jock · « **Reply #2 on:** April 30, 2011, 12:46:01 PM »

Our host for this contest is one of the Regular Guys from Atlanta’s Rock 100.5 Southside Steve…

Jock · « **Reply #3 on:** April 30, 2011, 12:46:25 PM »

We would like to thank our sponsors for helping us host this event…

Jock · « **Reply #4 on:** April 30, 2011, 12:46:49 PM »

At the end of our run way we have our judges for this evening’s event…

Jock · « **Reply #5 on:** April 30, 2011, 12:47:22 PM »

So without any further delay let’s get on with the 2011 Hooters Swim Suit Contest! There will be two rounds of judging prior to the final round. In the first round the ladies will be wearing their favorite military wear in honor of those who are serving our country!

Jock · « **Reply #6 on:** April 30, 2011, 12:47:52 PM »

Contestant # 1

This young lady just stepped off of the USS Abel and is ready for some R & R. I bet you can’t guess what she enjoys during that time but I will give you a hint! She is Ready, Relaxed and Able is enjoy 100% of every minute she is on leave.

Jock · « **Reply #7 on:** April 30, 2011, 12:48:17 PM »

Contestant # 2

This young lady prefers to keep her camo undercover and that is not the only thing she prefers under da covers!

Jock · « **Reply #8 on:** April 30, 2011, 12:48:38 PM »

Contestant # 3

This tall drink of water enjoys to fly and will only spend her time with a Top Gun! It has been said that she is a member of the mile high club. I have only one question…is YOUR gun loaded?

Jock · « **Reply #9 on:** April 30, 2011, 12:48:59 PM »

Contestant # 4

Now this pretty little thing and her pearly whites enjoys her man to be Army Strong! In addition she likes to play “hard” to get as she hides in the woods with her camo on. Sometimes she even makes he use “explosives” to get the job done!

Jock · « **Reply #10 on:** April 30, 2011, 12:49:23 PM »

Contestant # 5

When it’s hot outside Contestant # 5 is forced to unbutton her jacket in order to cool down. In doing so she is no longer in a position to hide her “assets” and her enemies get distracted and run off the road!

Jock · « **Reply #11 on:** April 30, 2011, 12:49:44 PM »

Contestant # 6

The Southern Belle is a fan of General Lee and enjoys her Daisy Duke camo hot pants! Who wouldn’t?

Jock · « **Reply #12 on:** April 30, 2011, 12:50:07 PM »

Contestant # 7

Never let it be said that the US Army is not a fan of Leather & Lace! As a matter of fact I believe he is a command at times!

Jock · « **Reply #13 on:** April 30, 2011, 12:50:32 PM »

Contestant # 8

She is one of The Few, The Proud and ready for her Marine! Semper Fidelis!

Jock · « **Reply #14 on:** April 30, 2011, 12:50:54 PM »

Contestant # 9

They say wearing black and white is formal wear but I do not see anything formal about this outfit. Simple. Understated. And just plain HOT! Good thing she has her cover on.

Jock · « **Reply #15 on:** April 30, 2011, 12:51:15 PM »

Contestant # 10

Straight off the school bus and into her favorite branch of the service…The Air Force! Wonder who she will be forcing over there and to do what?

Jock · « **Reply #16 on:** April 30, 2011, 12:51:39 PM »

Contestant # 11

Something tells me that her amino may be in danger of misfiring if things get hot as I am most certain they will. You know how the infantry can be….BOOM! And NO I ain’t talking about any HD audio system.

Jock · « **Reply #17 on:** April 30, 2011, 12:52:22 PM »

Contestant # 12

Summer is here and I do not have a thing to wear! Thank you LORD!

Just cut off a pair of long pants and throw on a T-Shirt and you will never look any better!

Jock · « **Reply #18 on:** April 30, 2011, 12:53:16 PM »

Contestant # 13

Holy Cross! Yes it most certainly IS and well-placed I might add! I’d like to see those non-believers try to take this cross off of the “mountains”!

Jock · « **Reply #19 on:** April 30, 2011, 12:53:43 PM »

Contestant # 14

Dangerous Curves “AHEAD”! Now that’s a road I could travel everyday! Looks like the road to good intentions can be a nice one too for our friends serving.

Jock · « **Reply #20 on:** April 30, 2011, 12:54:05 PM »

Contestant # 15

Take a look at the new military uniforms that our ladies in service will be wearing this summer. At this point I am too old to reenlist but I do live near a base. Perhaps I can enjoy the view at a mall near me. Love the choker…

Jock · « **Reply #21 on:** April 30, 2011, 12:54:29 PM »

Contestant # 16

Some soldiers prefer not to wear their “dress” uniforms but something tells they would make an exception for this one.

Jock · « **Reply #22 on:** April 30, 2011, 12:54:53 PM »

Contestant # 17

Red, White and Blue never looked any better wouldn’t you say? No wonder why our boys defend this flag!

Jock · « **Reply #23 on:** April 30, 2011, 12:55:16 PM »

Contestant # 18

No that’s not her age but it is the age of legal consent for what is on your mind. I am thinking there is a message here with those “dog” tags!

Jock · « **Reply #24 on:** April 30, 2011, 12:55:43 PM »

And there you have it… Your eighteen contestants! Coming Up Next…The Military Show Down.

GregKhougaz · « **Reply #25 on:** April 30, 2011, 01:13:49 PM »

Bless you, Jock!!!

ice6900 · « **Reply #26 on:** April 30, 2011, 01:29:23 PM »

Looked more like the Lara Croft comp than swim suit

WestCoastRuss · « **Reply #27 on:** April 30, 2011, 01:43:41 PM »

Jock.......I salute you!!

TwoToes · « **Reply #28 on:** April 30, 2011, 01:47:58 PM »

God bless the USA

Chains · « **Reply #29 on:** April 30, 2011, 01:55:49 PM »

Jock,

Thanks for taking the time out of your busy work week to go to the event and share it with us.

Jock · « **Reply #30 on:** April 30, 2011, 02:50:03 PM »

And now it is time for the military wear show down! That may not be the only thing going down tonight after this contest. Now Line Up!

Jock · « **Reply #31 on:** April 30, 2011, 02:50:26 PM »

That’s a nice start…

Jock · « **Reply #32 on:** April 30, 2011, 02:50:48 PM »

A little better…

Jock · « **Reply #33 on:** April 30, 2011, 02:51:13 PM »

Even better…

Jock · « **Reply #34 on:** April 30, 2011, 02:51:54 PM »

Getting there…

Jock · « **Reply #35 on:** April 30, 2011, 02:53:05 PM »

Who would have thought it…Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines and Coast Guard under one tent?

Jock · « **Reply #36 on:** April 30, 2011, 02:53:42 PM »

What is your favorite branch of service?

Jock · « **Reply #37 on:** April 30, 2011, 02:54:12 PM »

Smile…

Jock · « **Reply #38 on:** April 30, 2011, 02:54:46 PM »

Time to parade march…

Jock · « **Reply #39 on:** April 30, 2011, 02:55:20 PM »

Final viewing of our military …

Jock · « **Reply #40 on:** April 30, 2011, 02:55:48 PM »

Time for a beer brake while the ladies change into their swim suits…

16HD117 · « **Reply #41 on:** April 30, 2011, 04:03:05 PM »

OK, I'm tired of waitin!

spydglide · « **Reply #42 on:** April 30, 2011, 04:09:57 PM »

Quote from: 11hd110 on April 30, 2011, 04:03:05 PM

OK, I'm tired of waitin!
>:

Patience, Grasshopper.

har. spyder

ice6900 · « **Reply #43 on:** April 30, 2011, 05:42:42 PM »

Its a longer beer break than expected!

Fired00d · « **Reply #44 on:** April 30, 2011, 06:42:54 PM »

BRB... going to take a cold shower and smoke a cigarette.

Thanks Jock... you da man!!!!

Ride Safe,
Fired00d

Hawg · « **Reply #45 on:** April 30, 2011, 07:17:21 PM »

Very Nice Thanks for posting

OhioDave · « **Reply #46 on:** April 30, 2011, 07:23:01 PM »

Jock you never fail to capture the moment.....

SEURG · « **Reply #47 on:** April 30, 2011, 08:16:19 PM »

Don't know if I can take more pictures...... Ok, get em posted so I can see.. Didn't take me long to realize that this is soooooo true

Wrongway · « **Reply #48 on:** April 30, 2011, 09:56:34 PM »

I Love You Jock!

Jock · « **Reply #49 on:** April 30, 2011, 11:55:24 PM »

Contestant # 1

She enjoys long walks on the beach with the sand between her toes and a beer in her hand. As a matter of fact that is not the only “thing” she enjoys in her hand.

Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you…Handy Sandy!

Jock · « **Reply #50 on:** April 30, 2011, 11:55:54 PM »

Contestant # 2

It has been said that Contestant #2’s theme is to “Get Your Motor Runnin’”…Well if that is the case then the motor must be a HD CVO 110 because it is steamin’ HOT!

Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you…Holly the Hottie!

Jock · « **Reply #51 on:** April 30, 2011, 11:56:32 PM »

Contestant # 3

When the National Weather Service has issues with their equipment they just call this young lady for a weather forecast. After all she is tall enough to see into the clouds.

Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you…Mandy Mountains!

Jock · « **Reply #52 on:** April 30, 2011, 11:57:10 PM »

Contestant # 4

When she is not reading a good romance novel she is in the process of living one. Currently she is dating Prince Charming but is also seeing Dirty Dickie on the side. At this point her mind is confused but she is enjoying it all.

Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you…Little Miss Want It All and Eat YOUR Cake Too – Wicked Wanda!

Jock · « **Reply #53 on:** April 30, 2011, 11:57:41 PM »

Contestant # 5

If you were to ask her what her favorite food would be she would declare pizza. Why? Because she can top it with whatever she likes and she likes to be on top!

Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you…Toni Topless!

Jock · « **Reply #54 on:** April 30, 2011, 11:58:12 PM »

Contestant # 6

One of the major requirements you must have to date this pretty young thing is personality and without it you might as well not ring the door bell. Speaking of ringing the front door bell, if that doesn’t work then she suggest you knock on her “back door”!

Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you…Randi Rears!

Jock · « **Reply #55 on:** April 30, 2011, 11:58:52 PM »

Contestant # 7

As someone who has maintained pearly white teeth for her adult life she is often asked “how do you do it”? The answer is simple she replies “I brush my teeth with Pearl Tooth Drops”.

I understand this product has been discontinued from the manufacturer for years. However as I understand it she goes straight to “the source”!

Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you…Passionately Pearl!

Jock · « **Reply #56 on:** April 30, 2011, 11:59:24 PM »

Contestant # 8

When the tea needs sweetin’ the young thing just sticks her finger in it and SHZAAM! Sweet Tea! That’s how she earned the nickname Brown Sugar!

Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you…Sexy Sugar Susan!

Jock · « **Reply #57 on:** April 30, 2011, 11:59:51 PM »

Contestant # 9

One look from this Medusa and it is told that you will turn to stone. Well I know there is one part of my body that already has as a result of seeing her!

Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you…Hard Rock Roxy!

Jock · « **Reply #58 on:** May 01, 2011, 12:00:49 AM »

We will be back after a word from our sponsors…Click HERE!!!

ice6900 · « **Reply #59 on:** May 01, 2011, 02:13:48 AM »

I thought some of the contestants were sponsored/supported by silicon mods

DCFIREMANN · « **Reply #60 on:** May 01, 2011, 04:57:06 AM »

Well if I had to choose, I would pick THEM ALL!!!!!!

Thanks Jock!

Be Safe

THE DAWG

spydglide · « **Reply #61 on:** May 01, 2011, 06:33:37 AM »

Jock, you brought your "A" game to the table with this one.

thanks for the eye-candy with narrative.

har.

spyder

Jock · « **Reply #62 on:** May 01, 2011, 08:49:39 AM »

Contestant # 10

Tiger skin bikinis are not the only animal like substance this fresh face enjoys. She has been known to enjoy an animal of another type in the proper circumstances. Oh Gurrrrrr!

Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you…Terry the Tiger!

Jock · « **Reply #63 on:** May 01, 2011, 08:50:10 AM »

Contestant # 11

You would be “hard” pressed to find this greenhorn without a smile on here face. Never mind what is on her face I am thinking about what would be on mine.

Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you…Joker Jerri!

Jock · « **Reply #64 on:** May 01, 2011, 08:50:45 AM »

Contestant # 12

The bewitching effects of this babe will take you long into a deep transition into another world. A world in which anything is possible even you being with her! ………….Perhaps not!

Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you…Sensational Savannah!

Jock · « **Reply #65 on:** May 01, 2011, 08:51:22 AM »

Contestant # 13

If she is not in the gym building her perfect body she is outdoors seeking a man with one. She is able to press 190 lbs so boys you better have an A+ game if you want to be in her league. By the way that is not the only “thing” she can press!

Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you…Candy Curls!

Jock · « **Reply #66 on:** May 01, 2011, 08:51:45 AM »

Contestant # 14

Someone once told vivid young woman that she had the face of former model Kathy Ireland. Her response what to heck with her face I just want he money and the men she has enjoyed. Well with features like these I believe she can make it on her own.

Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you…

Jock · « **Reply #67 on:** May 01, 2011, 08:52:10 AM »

Contestant # 15

While many of her friends are out at the malls shopping she is sitting back home watching the “ball” game and “eatin’ a dog”. That says it all, my kind of gal pal!

Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you…Doggy Debbie!

Jock · « **Reply #68 on:** May 01, 2011, 08:52:42 AM »

Contestant # 16

Load up the trucks, the cooler and the guns because you will be enjoying some time in the woods with this outdoor girl. She can handle the “pistol” and the “long rifle”…no matter what ya got! “Come” prepared and ready to “shoot”!

Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you…Sex Shooter Sabrina

Jock · « **Reply #69 on:** May 01, 2011, 08:53:11 AM »

Contestant # 17

If you are looking for the prefect lady to take home to the parents to meet than you have found her. There is just one little catch, do not let them see her “dark” side. She can turn you into a pretzel and eat you up and down! OUCH! Oh Behave!

Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you…Twist and Turn Tabitha

Jock · « **Reply #70 on:** May 01, 2011, 08:53:46 AM »

Contestant # 18

Our final contestant is anything but final. She refuses to end anything and that can create for a “long” night which can be “painful”. You can bet that she will have HER leathers only but YOU may not! Did I just hear a wimp crack or was that your…

Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you…Take ‘em to the Rack Rachel

Jock · « **Reply #71 on:** May 01, 2011, 08:54:45 AM »

And there you have it…your eighteen contestants in their swim suits! And now it is time for the Swim Suit Showdown. We will have the judges limit the field to just five of the most talented ladies.

BUBBLEHEAD · « **Reply #72 on:** May 01, 2011, 08:57:57 AM »

They all get my vote. Best thread yet

DesertHOG · « **Reply #73 on:** May 01, 2011, 09:18:36 AM »

Quote from: Jock on May 01, 2011, 08:54:45 AM

And there you have it…your eighteen contestants in their swim suits! And now it is time for the Swim Suit Showdown. We will have the judges limit the field to just five of the most talented ladies.

What a hoot! The girls and the sponsors. You're a Prince!

JasonDeezy · « **Reply #74 on:** May 01, 2011, 12:07:38 PM »

Jock, thank you for being so considerate as to share your Friday experience with us. I know it was all "hard" work and I'm sure that we can't all thank you enough. It must've been tough to sit through all of that and snap picture after picture after boring picture just so that we can have something to look at on this site. You were probably bored to death after the first few contestants did their thing yet you soldiered on for the greater cause. For this I (we) salute you! I don't think any of us would've put up with too much of that dreadful pageantry hoopla except you. Thanks again...

Jock · « **Reply #75 on:** May 01, 2011, 06:26:09 PM »

And here we go…in this round the ladies can strike any pose they chose to do so anything goes…

Jock · « **Reply #76 on:** May 01, 2011, 06:26:37 PM »

About right now I am thinkin’ that # 7 is sayin’…”Where the hell is my Jeff Gillooly?” regarding #9!

Jock · « **Reply #77 on:** May 01, 2011, 06:27:05 PM »

One of these ladies is just happy to be on a stage of a different type without the pole!

Jock · « **Reply #78 on:** May 01, 2011, 06:27:52 PM »

Pretty Maids All In A Row…

Jock · « **Reply #79 on:** May 01, 2011, 06:28:21 PM »

Each one of them different…

Jock · « **Reply #80 on:** May 01, 2011, 06:28:54 PM »

Something to fit most any taste…speaking of “a taste”…

Jock · « **Reply #81 on:** May 01, 2011, 06:29:39 PM »

Suddenly I am thirsty for a beer…Perhaps I will “grab” a Henie!

Jock · « **Reply #82 on:** May 01, 2011, 06:30:07 PM »

Ah hell…better make that two Henies!

Jock · « **Reply #83 on:** May 01, 2011, 06:30:38 PM »

Do you sell these by the bucket? Damn I think I’m Punch Drunk!

Jock · « **Reply #84 on:** May 01, 2011, 06:31:02 PM »

All colors, shapes and sizes are available by the way…

Jock · « **Reply #85 on:** May 01, 2011, 06:31:58 PM »

“In the end” it comes “down” to five final contestants…Who do you think made it?

But before we get to the finals...A final word from one of our sponsors...Be sure to watch the video...Click HERE!!!

DesertHOG · « **Reply #86 on:** May 01, 2011, 07:46:27 PM »

Quote from: Jock on May 01, 2011, 06:31:58 PM

“In the end” it comes “down” to five final contestants…Who do you think made it?

4, 10, 11, 13, 17

Jock · « **Reply #87 on:** May 01, 2011, 08:41:27 PM »

Quote from: DesertHOG on May 01, 2011, 07:46:27 PM

4, 10, 11, 13, 17

Not quite "butt" ya got one of them...

SEURG · « **Reply #88 on:** May 01, 2011, 09:20:59 PM »

Now that was worth going back through the thread

nuckelhead · « **Reply #89 on:** May 01, 2011, 09:22:31 PM »

Quote from: Jock on April 30, 2011, 12:45:14 PM

For those of you that are ready to just jump into summer and all of the joys that it brings I present to you an early present. The 2011 Hooters Swim Suit Contest!

God bless you for posting this....

Jock · « **Reply #90 on:** May 01, 2011, 09:28:03 PM »

Quote from: nuckelhead on May 01, 2011, 09:22:31 PM

God bless you for posting this....

Newnan Girls where in the house...

shindo · « **Reply #91 on:** May 01, 2011, 10:24:05 PM »

......

Jock · « **Reply #92 on:** May 02, 2011, 09:08:06 PM »

Are you ready for your final five? Here they are…

Contestant # 4, # 12, # 9, # 1 and #8

Jock · « **Reply #93 on:** May 02, 2011, 09:08:45 PM »

Now the rear…

Jock · « **Reply #94 on:** May 02, 2011, 09:09:50 PM »

How did your finalist compare to the judges?

SEURG · « **Reply #95 on:** May 02, 2011, 09:17:32 PM »

That has to be the finest assembly of rears I've seen in a while..... Quite a while. Thanks For your efforts!

Cheers.

DesertHOG · « **Reply #96 on:** May 02, 2011, 09:19:53 PM »

Quote from: Jock on May 02, 2011, 09:08:06 PM

Are you ready for your final five? Here they are…
Contestant # 4, # 12, # 9, # 1 and #8

4, 10, 11, 13, 17

They got 1 of them right

1sharprdkg · « **Reply #97 on:** May 05, 2011, 09:12:22 PM »

It looked like a tuff job but somebody had to do it...Thanks Jock great pics!

SEgle · « **Reply #98 on:** May 06, 2011, 07:30:08 AM »

I'm so confused, i'll have to look through this thread again

Thanks Jock

dooinit2u · « **Reply #99 on:** May 06, 2011, 08:33:43 AM »

Jock, You Da Man...Great pics & so organized...

DesertHOG · « **Reply #100 on:** May 06, 2011, 09:30:36 AM »

Quote from: Jock on May 02, 2011, 09:09:50 PM

How did your finalist compare to the judges?

And the winner is?

Jock · « **Reply #101 on:** May 06, 2011, 08:37:55 PM »

Quote from: DesertHOG on May 06, 2011, 09:30:36 AM

And the winner is?

Sadly enough I had to leave prior to the announcement of the winner but I had planned to ask this weekend...Once I know I will post...

Fired00d · « **Reply #102 on:** May 06, 2011, 08:54:21 PM »

Quote from: Jock on May 06, 2011, 08:37:55 PM

Sadly enough I had to leave prior to the announcement of the winner but I had planned to ask this weekend...Once I know I will post...

They were all winners and this ole @$$ would be happy w/any of them.

Ride Safe,
Fired00d

Hawg · « **Reply #103 on:** May 06, 2011, 09:11:13 PM »

They are all winners in my books.

however I should quadtriple check just to make sure...

DesertHOG · « **Reply #104 on:** May 06, 2011, 10:06:05 PM »

Quote from: Hawg on May 06, 2011, 09:11:13 PM

They are all winners in my books. however I should quadtriple check just to make sure...

Up close, personal inspection definitely desired, if not required.

Mano · « **Reply #105 on:** May 07, 2011, 07:21:03 AM »

Just got back from vacation and i thought i had seen enough women until this tread.........JACK you are the man

# 4 gets my vote

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