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[Sean M Cary]

Chithead my ass.  I just noticed I'm suddenly a frakking Smurf.  For, well; I don't know how damn long the username has been lit up in red.  Beautiful wonderful glorious red.  Then I go and make one too many phrukking posts; type just once too damned often and I lose that great red-ness and turn blue.  Turn in to a damn SMURF.  This sucks.  Damn the website.  Damn the color blue.  Damn JetBlue and, well, damn damn damn damn damn.  That's all I'm saying on the subject.  Dammit.

You can only aspire to be GOLD now...

Gold everything Rocks!

Miker even has a T-shirt saying it!

[miker]

You WHORE you! 

[Twolanerider]

Yeah but that post knighted seveal of us peons to a status unbeknownest to mankind to even exist!

I guess it's a small price to pay for the elevation of so many to a status so beknighted, desired and generally evil and whorish.  No stragglers though.  No new draftees to the mass erection of status.  Anyone else that jumps in to try and take advantage isn't an EBCM; they're just a whiny bitch.

[Hugh Janis]

Chithead my ass.  I just noticed I'm suddenly a frakking Smurf.  For, well; I don't know how damn long the username has been lit up in red.  Beautiful wonderful glorious red.  Then I go and make one too many phrukking posts; type just once too damned often and I lose that great red-ness and turn blue.  Turn in to a damn SMURF.  This sucks.  Damn the website.  Damn the color blue.  Damn JetBlue and, well, damn damn damn damn damn.  That's all I'm saying on the subject.  Dammit.

You're in uncharted territory now smurfhead!  It'll take another 25k to change to the next color (I think, again, it's uncharted-according to CVO'ers the world is still flat).  Better get used to it.

[Twolanerider]

You can only aspire to be GOLD now...

Gold everything Rocks!

Miker even has a T-shirt saying it!

I don't think so Sean.  I just looked at the members log and there's already gold.  All the moderators are gold.  And I dropped that gig like that college BM referenced earlier a long time ago. 

Plus this hoary fact, it took me two bikes long to become a dumb-ass-blue-looking-dippy-colored-freaky-phukky Smurf.  TWO BIG TOURING BIKES.  If that's the pace turning any other color will frakking break me!

[Twolanerider]

You're in uncharted territory now smurfhead!  It'll take another 25k to change to the next color (I think, again, it's uncharted-according to CVO'ers the world is still flat).  Better get used to it.

Screw this whole Smurf bullchit.  I can't stand it.  Going to go back in the bowels of the side and start deleting really old posts to keep me red like heaven intended.

[Sean M Cary]

I don't think so Sean.  I just looked at the members log and there's already gold.  All the moderators are gold.  And I dropped that gig like that college BM referenced earlier a long time ago. 

Plus this hoary fact, it took me two bikes long to become a dumb-ass-blue-looking-dippy-colored-freaky-phukky Smurf.  TWO BIG TOURING BIKES.  If that's the pace turning any other color will frakking break me!

yeah, maybe when I get old enough to need a FD I'll go that route 










Just kidding, I have actually been looking at 2003 Street Glides to augment my stable...

[Chief]

Screw this whole Smurf bullchit.  I can't stand it.  Going to go back in the bowels of the side and start deleting really old posts to keep me red like heaven intended.

Awwww, just change your name to PaleBlueRider and get on with it.

[Sean M Cary]

Screw this whole Smurf bullchit.  I can't stand it.  Going to go back in the bowels of the side and start deleting really old posts to keep me red like heaven intended.

Does that work?  cuase then I will go back to your old stuff and get you to comment on it and run your count up again!!

[Ghost Rider]

Awwww, just change your name to PaleBlueRider and get on with it.

 

Spew Score:
Chief - 1
PaleBlueRider - 0

 

[Hoist!]

This is for you, "Your Blueness"!!!

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"Blue Meanie: Are you, er... blueish? You don't LOOK blueish."
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"Chief Meanie: Pepperland is a tickle of joy on the blue belly of the universe. It must be scratched. Right, Max?
Max: Yes, Your Blueness.
Chief Meanie: WHAT? We Meanies only take "no" for an answer! Is that understood, Max?
Max: No, Your Blueness!
Chief Meanie: That's better."

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"Chief Meanie: A thing of beauty; destroy it forever!"
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"John: Hullo, there, blue people! Won't you join us? Hook up, and otherwise co-mingle? Whaddaya say?
Chief Meanie: Max...
Max: Yes, your Blueness... er, your NEWness?
Chief Meanie: It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?
Max: Argentina?
John: Are you with us? Will you join?
Chief Meanie: Shall we?
Max: [nodding] No!
Chief Meanie: [threatening] AARGH!
Max: [hastily] N-n-y-y-y-y-YES! Your Newness!
Chief Meanie: Yeeeees, Max!
Jeremy: Yes! Ah, yes is a word with a glorious ring! A true universal utopious thing! Engenders embracing and chasing of blues, the very best word for the whole world to use!
Chief Meanie: Yes, let us mix, Max. I've never admitted it before, but my cousin is the blue-bird of happiness!"
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Chief Meanie: Today, Pepperland goes... BLUEly!
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There ya go Your Blueness! It isn't easy being blue, is it now?

Hoist!
 

[Fired00d]

Screw this whole Smurf bullchit.  I can't stand it.  Going to go back in the bowels of the side and start deleting really old posts to keep me red like heaven intended.

You know I was thinking I could assist you in that.

 
Ride Safe,
Fired00d
 

[Twolanerider]

Awwww, just change your name to PaleBlueRider and get on with it.

Oh there's been a name change.  There's been a name change all right. 

[iski]

Huhmph.

I go away & pretend to be working work my damn azz off, & then read this thread & it just took a nasty turn.   

The vendor is so pizzed they quit the thread & they are prolly gonna put rat chit pellets in all the future CVO orders of Glare Special RC formula & Then a Smurf Post Whore tells me now I'm an EBCM Whore?   I'm a MESSAGE BOARD WHORE, dammit. And a beer whore.  And maybe a few dozen other kinds of whore.  But I ain't no stinkin' EBCM whore, cuz I smell kissing sweet.  So I'm a good smellin' EBCM whore dammit! 

And for those who did not ask, my blue jeans are whiter than white after my Glare wash test.  Did not have any Glare so used Windex instead & a half bottle of Clorox.  So no way are my Levis shinier, so my claim that they would be is disproved.  But the bike has 13.2% more HP & TQ & that was a seat of the pants dyno. I did not crank it up.  It just LOOKED like it had more HP & TQ, and that's what is really important, IMHO.

[Twolanerider]

Does that work?  cuase then I will go back to your old stuff and get you to comment on it and run your count up again!!

You're a fine evil bastard. 







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