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CVO Social => Humor => Topic started by: 05Ultra on December 07, 2010, 07:32:00 PM
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Turpentine vs. Holy Water
A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine..
He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.
A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.
The little boy said, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world;
it's called Turpentine.'
The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.'
The little boy replied, 'If you rub turpentine on a cat's ass, he'll pass a Harley Davidson. '
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Maybe I'll rub some on the ol harley,See what it will DO. :huepfenlol2: :huepfenlol2: :huepfenlol2: