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Title: Old GF called
Post by: 05Ultra on May 29, 2014, 08:20:11 PM

I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who, this morning, called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around.

We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together.

I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that 'old magic'.

'Wow!' I was flabbergasted.

'I don't know if I could keep pace with you now', I said, 'I'm a bit older

and a bit grayer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have.'

She just giggled and said she was sure I would 'rise to the challenge'.

'Yeah.' I said. 'Just so long as you don't mind a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!'

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.

She teased me saying that tubby, gray haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.

Anyway, she giggled and said, 'I've put on a few pounds myself!'

 

So I told her to f*** off.

Title: Re: Old GF called
Post by: Skillet on May 29, 2014, 08:35:25 PM

That's telling her.

Title: Re: Old GF called
Post by: D-N-D on May 30, 2014, 05:32:22 AM

 :o ;D

Title: Re: Old GF called
Post by: MrSurly on May 30, 2014, 08:49:07 AM

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Old GF called
Post by: Yellow09SERG on May 30, 2014, 05:03:57 PM

Sure hope she don't know where he lives......  :bath: :rifle:

Title: Re: Old GF called
Post by: Texas Fat Boy on May 30, 2014, 05:46:12 PM

I think I married his sister................................ did I say that out loud?

Title: Re: Old GF called
Post by: grayghost731 on May 30, 2014, 07:12:34 PM

 :)