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best last kiss
« on: June 17, 2021, 01:46:17 AM »

Back on June 9th, a group of bikers were riding east on 378 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Pee Dee River Bridge. So they stopped.
George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says,
"Hey Baby . . . whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"
She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"
While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked . . . "Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe . . .
why don't you give ol' George here your best last kiss?"
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that . . .
and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.
After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent you're wasting there, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.
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Re: best last kiss
« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2021, 11:57:58 AM »

Poor Ol George  :nixweiss:  wonder how many beers & liquor shots it took to get that thought & taste outta his mouth? shoulda called uncle Mikey for some of his special mouthwash.   :huepfenjump3:
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Re: best last kiss
« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2021, 01:52:38 PM »

 :o :)
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