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Eqcons:
Three guys, an American, an Englishman, and an Irishman meet in a bar for expats in Japan one evening.  All are homesick, and they get to discussing how good their local bar is at home.

The American says "Back home in NYC, my local bar is great.  TV to watch the ball games, barkeep knows you by first name, and every 5th drink is on the house!"

The Englishman says "Not bad, but back home in the East End of London, my local has live entertainment, they keep your personal beer tankard behind the bar, you buy two drinks, the third is free"

The Irishman says "They both sound nice, but back home at my local pub in Dublin, all drinks are bought for you, and at the end of the night you can go upstairs and have sex - as much as you want."

The American and the Englishman laugh at this from the Irishman - "Come on you expect us to believe that?  This really happened to you?"  And the Irishman says "No, but it happened to me sister...."

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