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[07 CVO]

Pfizer Announcement

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon  be available in  liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a  power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible  for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can  no longer call this  a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names  of 'cocktails',  'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff  drink'.  Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of:  MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants  and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This  means that by 2040,  there should be a large elderly population with  perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

[RJ749]

Just got this in the email, funny that it has been around in some form since back in 2005 with this post:

http://www.cvoharley.com/smf/index.php?topic=4012.0

[Jock]

 

[CVOJOE]

Pfizer is also branching out into the electrical supply business 

[FLYNDYNA]

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