An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when
the old man passes gas and says, "Seven Points." His
wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was
that?" The old man replied, "It's fart football."
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says
"Touchdown, tie score." After about five minutes the
old man lets another one go and says, "Aha. I'm ahead
14 to 7"
Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and
says, "Touchdown, tie score." Five seconds go by and
she lets out a little squeaker and says,"Field goal, I
lead 17 to 14."
Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get
beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since
defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything
he's got, and accidentally chits in the bed.
The wife says, "What the hell was that?" The old man
says, "Half time, switch sides."
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