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[05Ultra]

Turpentine vs. Holy Water

A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine..
He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.

A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.

The little boy said, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world;
it's called Turpentine.'

The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.'

The little boy replied, 'If you rub turpentine on a cat's ass, he'll pass a Harley Davidson. '

[CBW]

Maybe I'll rub some on the ol harley,See what it will DO.