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Re: 2014 / 2015 / 2016 Daytona Beach Bike Week
« Reply #1425 on: March 12, 2016, 07:11:47 AM »

Well I cannot begin to express my disappointment in this year’s Wing House Swimsuit Pageant.  As I see it, this is their largest event to show what their brand is all about and they fell short this year.   :(

The announcers did not realize that this pageant was not about them but the ladies.  Often times they would place themselves in front of the ladies.      :o

The ladies were mostly new to this event and with no experience.  The stage was clearly marked with three stops but in the entire event I bet a mark was rarely hit.  They ran on and off stage like a deer missing a speeding car.     :'(

There was no review of the entire contestant field just a circling of the contestants.   >:(

The crowd was yelling these observations but the comments fell on deaf ears.  So sad.

Your unofficial point and click tried to do his best butt…Enjoy ‘em anyway!
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Re: 2014 / 2015 / 2016 Daytona Beach Bike Week
« Reply #1426 on: March 12, 2016, 07:12:16 AM »

Be sure to cast your vote for YOUR CHOICE to win the 2016 Wing House Swimsuit Pageant!
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Re: 2014 / 2015 / 2016 Daytona Beach Bike Week
« Reply #1427 on: March 12, 2016, 07:12:47 AM »

Your 2016 Wing House Swimsuit Pageant




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Re: 2014 / 2015 / 2016 Daytona Beach Bike Week
« Reply #1428 on: March 12, 2016, 07:13:26 AM »

Contestant #1

Q:  “I see you went shopping, did you find those at the buy one, get one free sale?”

A:  “Nope silly me, I paid two for one!”






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Re: 2014 / 2015 / 2016 Daytona Beach Bike Week
« Reply #1429 on: March 12, 2016, 07:13:59 AM »

Contestant #2

Q:  “Are you a Star Wars fan?”

A:  “Wanna see where I can put this light saber?”






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Re: 2014 / 2015 / 2016 Daytona Beach Bike Week
« Reply #1430 on: March 12, 2016, 07:14:26 AM »

Contestant #3

Q:  “Do you know Victoria’s Secret?”

 A:  “Victoria Who?”






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Re: 2014 / 2015 / 2016 Daytona Beach Bike Week
« Reply #1431 on: March 12, 2016, 07:14:55 AM »

Contestant #4

Q:  “If you could be a fruit which one would you be?”

A:  “mmmm….somethin’ that is eaten….mmmmm”




 

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Re: 2014 / 2015 / 2016 Daytona Beach Bike Week
« Reply #1432 on: March 12, 2016, 07:15:31 AM »

Contestant #5

Q:  “Can you describe yourself in one word?”

A:  “Shy!”






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Re: 2014 / 2015 / 2016 Daytona Beach Bike Week
« Reply #1433 on: March 12, 2016, 07:16:21 AM »

Contestant #6

Q:  “Did you serve in the military?”

A:  “No butt I serviced a military once!”






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Re: 2014 / 2015 / 2016 Daytona Beach Bike Week
« Reply #1434 on: March 12, 2016, 07:16:50 AM »

Contestant #7

Q:  “Does size matter?”

A:  “Oh My!  You bet!”






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Re: 2014 / 2015 / 2016 Daytona Beach Bike Week
« Reply #1435 on: March 12, 2016, 07:17:24 AM »

Contestant #8

Q:  “Are you dressed up as Mrs. Claus?”

A:  “What and be married to that fat azz, are you kiddin!”






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Re: 2014 / 2015 / 2016 Daytona Beach Bike Week
« Reply #1436 on: March 12, 2016, 07:17:53 AM »

Contestant #9

Q:  “Would you ever do it with a Sponge?”

A:  “Do they even still make the sponge?  I thought that was replaced by the pill?”






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Re: 2014 / 2015 / 2016 Daytona Beach Bike Week
« Reply #1437 on: March 12, 2016, 07:18:22 AM »

Contestant #10

Q:  “Do you like to take things fast?”

A:  “Why are you sayin’ you’re a 10 second ride?”






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Re: 2014 / 2015 / 2016 Daytona Beach Bike Week
« Reply #1438 on: March 12, 2016, 08:06:40 AM »

Contestant #11

Q:  “Have you ever cut your hair?”

A:  “No butt I wish you would get yours out of my shot!”




 

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Re: 2014 / 2015 / 2016 Daytona Beach Bike Week
« Reply #1439 on: March 12, 2016, 08:07:08 AM »

Contestant #12

Q:  “What will you do with the money if you win?”

A:  “Duh!”






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