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[Jock]

Contestant # 15

Q:  “Did you go to catholic school and wear this short of a skirt?”

A:  “Yes I did and as a matter of fact with NO panties!”   

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Contestant # 43

Q:  “Is that a tattoo of Wednesday Addams on your leg and if so why her?”

A:  “I am a lot like Wednesday.  I like to behead dolls, have a black widow spider and lizard and know a few judo holds myself!” 

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Contestant # 35

Q:  “Are those Playboy bunny ears?”

A:  “Yes and I ain’t hoppin’ over to your house after this contest!”   

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Contestant # 17

Q:  “Have you ever done it in a hula hoop while hula hoopin’?”

A:  “It’s the ONLY way I do it!”   

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Contestant # 8

Q:  “Have ya ever given yourself pleasure?”

A:  “I am now!”   

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Contestant # 9

Q:  “I see you are into leather and lace.  Do you have a preference?”

A:  “On you I would make ya wear the lace while I provide you pain with my leather.”   

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Contestant # 20

Q:  “What celebrity would you like to do the most?”

A:  “Angelina Jolie”   (a real question and answer)

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Contestant # 12

Q:  “Are you really Irish or are you just celebrating the day?”

A:  “On St. Patrick’s Day, they always go after my pot of ‘gold’”   

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Contestant # 27

Q:  “Can we play cops and rob-hers?”

A:  “Sure!  I will arrest you and tie you up!”   




 

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Contestant # 24

Q:  “Did you know those horses are tryin’ to get out the barn?”

A:  “Yeah!  They’re affair of the snake in your pants!”   

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Contestant # 4

Q:  “Has anyone ever needs a foot stool when they are on their knees providing service?”

A:  “#e!! I once had a guy who needed one standing up!  By the way I will be appearing in the new movie King Kong vs. the Amazon Lady!”   

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Contestant #31

Q:  “Are men intimidated by the fact that you are an angel?”
 
A:  “Behind closed doors I become the devil!”   

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Contestant # 40

Q:  “Is that a maid outfit?”

A:  “Do I look like someone who would wait on you?” 

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Contestant # 5

Q:  “What is the best pick-up line you have ever heard?

A:  “I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight”   

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Contestant # 26

Q:  “I see you have a football, is that your favorite ball?”

A:  “I do not have A favorite ball, I prefer two!”