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How the christmas tree got its top
« on: December 21, 2013, 05:55:29 PM »

When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.

Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.
Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor.

In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over  the kitchen floor  !!!
He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.
The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?

And thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

Not very many people know this.

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Re: How the christmas tree got its top
« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2013, 08:50:10 PM »

That would bring tears to a glass eye :D
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Re: How the christmas tree got its top
« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2013, 08:12:17 AM »

good one.   :huepfenlol2:
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Re: How the christmas tree got its top
« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2013, 09:38:35 AM »

  :)
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Re: How the christmas tree got its top
« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2013, 10:13:30 AM »

 :santa:
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Re: How the christmas tree got its top
« Reply #5 on: December 22, 2013, 10:40:12 AM »

Great story Brian :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: How the christmas tree got its top
« Reply #6 on: December 22, 2013, 10:52:01 AM »

I'll tell the "little ones" on Tuesday night.................. ???
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Re: How the christmas tree got its top
« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2013, 01:05:43 PM »

 ;D. ...  This must have hurt !!!!!   :o

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Re: How the christmas tree got its top
« Reply #8 on: December 29, 2013, 08:24:28 AM »

funny  nasty but funny  :huepfenlol2:
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Re: How the christmas tree got its top
« Reply #9 on: December 29, 2013, 04:15:29 PM »

Better than having the mother-in-law on top of the tree!!!!! :2vrolijk_21:
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