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CVO Social => Humor => Topic started by: 05Ultra on March 04, 2014, 05:41:52 PM

Title: Texan Boots
Post by: 05Ultra on March 04, 2014, 05:41:52 PM

An elderly couple, Betty and Bert, moved to Texas .
Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale,
Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?"
Betty looked him over. 'Nope.'
Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back
into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.
Again he asked Betty, a little louder this time, 'Notice anything different NOW?'
Betty looked up and exclaimed, 'Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today,
it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow!'
Furious, Bert yelled,  'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, Betty?'
'Nope', she replied.
Bert yelled, 'IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!'

 

Without changing her expression, Betty replied, 'Shoulda bought a hat, Bert.. Shoulda bought a hat.'

Title: Re: Texan Boots
Post by: Skillet on March 04, 2014, 05:49:03 PM

 :orange: Funny.

Title: Re: Texan Boots
Post by: D-N-D on March 05, 2014, 05:51:45 AM

 :o ;D

Title: Re: Texan Boots
Post by: Texas Fat Boy on March 05, 2014, 11:42:27 AM

One of my favorite jokes.  :orange:

Title: Re: Texan Boots
Post by: the jacobite on March 05, 2014, 06:17:44 PM

Funny ;D

Title: Re: Texan Boots
Post by: red ben59 on March 11, 2014, 11:12:43 PM

 :2vrolijk_21: