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Virus Alert

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Cabo:
Beware.....dangerous computer virus alert........

Watch out for these new viruses Neither Symantec, Norton, nor McAfee
have solutions as of yet!!!

The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for
viruses of mass destruction.

The John Kerry Virus - Reverses every position in your computer, each
time you turn it on.

The Ronald Reagan Virus - Saves your data, but forgets where it is
stored.

The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO memory.

The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to just keep counting and
re-counting.

The Bob Dole (a.k.a. Viagra) Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old  floppy.

The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did.

The Michael Jackson Virus - Attacks only minor files.

The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves...
but will be back!

The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes.

The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 150 GB.

The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted.

The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor
doesn't care.

The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch
floppy ... then discards it through Windows

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