- Well, it's chit ... that's right, chit!
chit may just be the most functional word in the English language.
You can smoke chit, buy chit, sell chit, lose chit, find chit, forget chit, and tell others to eat chit.
Some people know their chit, while others can't tell the difference between chit and shineola.
There are lucky chits, dumb chits, and crazy chits. There is bull chit, horse chit, and chicken chit.
You can throw chit, sling chit, catch chit, shoot the chit, or duck when the chit hits the fan.
You can give a chit or serve chit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep chit or be happier than a pig in chit.
Some days are colder than chit, some days are hotter than chit, and some days are just plain chitty.
Some music sounds like chit, things can look like chit, and there are times when you feel like chit.
You can have too much chit, not enough chit, the right chit, the wrong chit or a lot of weird chit.
You can carry chit, have a mountain of chit, or find yourself up chit creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to chit and other times you fall in a bucket of chit and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your chit, you don't need to know anything else!
You could pass this along, if you give a chit; or not do so if you don't give a chit!
Well, chit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a chit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of chit.
But, if you happened to catch a load of chit from some chit-head...........
Well, chit Happens!!!
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