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Some people should not ride on the back of a motorcycle!
« on: June 19, 2009, 04:23:44 PM »

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Re: Some people should not ride on the back of a motorcycle!
« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2009, 04:24:11 PM »

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Re: Some people should not ride on the back of a motorcycle!
« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2009, 08:02:06 PM »

OMG!!!  :huepfenlol2: :huepfenlol2: :huepfenlol2:
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Re: Some people should not ride on the back of a motorcycle!
« Reply #3 on: June 19, 2009, 10:06:59 PM »

I'm speechless!
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Re: Some people should not ride on the back of a motorcycle!
« Reply #4 on: June 19, 2009, 10:59:36 PM »

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Re: Some people should not ride on the back of a motorcycle!
« Reply #5 on: June 19, 2009, 11:04:18 PM »

Moon Over Miamieeeeeeeeeeeee.  :P  har!  spyder
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Re: Some people should not ride on the back of a motorcycle!
« Reply #6 on: June 20, 2009, 12:54:18 PM »

Reminds my of a joke about crack. Ha Ha. :huepfenjump3:
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Re: Some people should not ride on the back of a motorcycle!
« Reply #7 on: June 20, 2009, 03:17:45 PM »

WTF !!!! :nervous: :o >:( :nixweiss:
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Re: Some people should not ride on the back of a motorcycle!
« Reply #8 on: June 20, 2009, 10:48:50 PM »

Baby got Back!!!!!  :orange: :mango: :bananarock: :pineapple: :pepper: :apple: :jalapeno: :carrot: :cucumber:
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Re: Some people should not ride on the back of a motorcycle!
« Reply #9 on: June 20, 2009, 11:35:39 PM »

ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha!
That is funny!
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Re: Some people should not ride on the back of a motorcycle!
« Reply #10 on: June 22, 2009, 08:49:27 AM »

I See A Full Moon Rising.......... ;D
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Re: Some people should not ride on the back of a motorcycle!
« Reply #11 on: June 22, 2009, 12:51:12 PM »

Baby got Back!!!!!  :orange: :mango: :bananarock: :pineapple: :pepper: :apple: :jalapeno: :carrot: :cucumber:

Hey Bill, I...................................................


ah crap, self editing just blows, had it all typed out, funny as hell, then read it, would've been booted for sure, suvumabeach
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Re: Some people should not ride on the back of a motorcycle!
« Reply #12 on: June 22, 2009, 07:04:20 PM »

What can you say
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Re: Some people should not ride on the back of a motorcycle!
« Reply #13 on: June 25, 2009, 02:52:40 PM »


This is why they are trying to get rid of Bike Week at Myrtle Beach, and everyone thinks it's about the noise.
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Re: Some people should not ride on the back of a motorcycle!
« Reply #14 on: June 25, 2009, 06:17:35 PM »

This is why they are trying to get rid of Bike Week at Myrtle Beach, and everyone thinks it's about the noise.

It IS about noise!  Kind of like a grass blade!
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Re: Some people should not ride on the back of a motorcycle!
« Reply #15 on: June 29, 2009, 02:16:30 PM »

 :vrolijk_6: :ROFLOL:

Haha I cant decide what is funnier-the photo or all the feedback.
Made my day
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Re: Some people should not ride on the back of a motorcycle!
« Reply #16 on: June 29, 2009, 06:26:25 PM »

OMG
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Re: Some people should not ride on the back of a motorcycle!
« Reply #17 on: June 29, 2009, 08:02:47 PM »

Can you say Booty Call!  ;D OMG is right!
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Re: Some people should not ride on the back of a motorcycle!
« Reply #18 on: June 29, 2009, 08:07:45 PM »

That guy is moving along "Lickity Split"...
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Re: Some people should not ride on the back of a motorcycle!
« Reply #19 on: June 29, 2009, 08:09:34 PM »

No, that probably "comes" later.
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Re: Some people should not ride on the back of a motorcycle!
« Reply #20 on: June 29, 2009, 10:16:46 PM »

So who wants to fess up and say they were driving the bike???  Good thing it wasn't a Cvo!   ;D
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Re: Some people should not ride on the back of a motorcycle!
« Reply #21 on: June 30, 2009, 06:46:13 AM »

???


Cop stopped the bike & charged the BSR with being in possession of 20lbs or crack. ;D
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Re: Some people should not ride on the back of a motorcycle!
« Reply #22 on: June 30, 2009, 11:48:38 AM »


Cop stopped the bike & charged the BSR with being in possession of 20lbs or crack. ;D

I think you're being rather kind with only 20# of crack!!!   Momma's got back!
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Re: Some people should not ride on the back of a motorcycle!
« Reply #23 on: June 30, 2009, 12:54:59 PM »

I think you're being rather kind with only 20# of crack!!!   Momma's got back!


The "crack" itself is the lightest part. Can you imagine what the buns weigh? ;D
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Re: Some people should not ride on the back of a motorcycle!
« Reply #24 on: July 13, 2009, 02:01:12 PM »

So this must tie into the story titled "So take my Advise"
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Re: Some people should not ride on the back of a motorcycle!
« Reply #25 on: July 22, 2009, 09:06:21 AM »

There's a crack in my windshield.

When I was as Myrtle this year, there was an extremely hot white gal, also on the back of a crotchrocket, with a similar view from behind.  I was lucky enough to be directly behind them at a light.  You can't imagine what the formation of bikes looked like at that intersection.  Nobody pulled past that bike, but rather there was a huge group that was very tight knit and 3 lanes wide.  What a focused group it was.  I wish I had a camera handy at the time.
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Re: Some people should not ride on the back of a motorcycle!
« Reply #26 on: July 22, 2009, 09:23:14 AM »

There's a crack in my windshield.

When I was as Myrtle this year, there was an extremely hot white gal, also on the back of a crotchrocket, with a similar view from behind.  I was lucky enough to be directly behind them at a light.  You can't imagine what the formation of bikes looked like at that intersection.  Nobody pulled past that bike, but rather there was a huge group that was very tight knit and 3 lanes wide.  What a focused group it was.  I wish I had a camera handy at the time.

Speaking of....   I learned something yesterday about just that particular thing.  Did anyone else know that naked Barbie dolls actually have butt cracks :nixweiss: ?
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Re: Some people should not ride on the back of a motorcycle!
« Reply #27 on: July 22, 2009, 09:28:26 AM »

Speaking of....   I learned something yesterday about just that particular thing.  Did anyone else know that naked Barbie dolls actually have butt cracks :nixweiss: ?

I know I'm going to regret this...

Why was Don playing with naked Barbies?   :'(
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Re: Some people should not ride on the back of a motorcycle!
« Reply #28 on: July 22, 2009, 09:32:08 AM »

I know I'm going to regret this...

Why was Don playing with naked Barbies?   :'(


Well d'uh....  I'm a perv and I was bored.  Geez.  Some things are just frakking obvious aren't they.
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Re: Some people should not ride on the back of a motorcycle!
« Reply #29 on: July 22, 2009, 09:32:52 AM »

Either that or Parker was changing clothes on her dolls and said "here, hold this."



(but it's probaby the first one)
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Re: Some people should not ride on the back of a motorcycle!
« Reply #30 on: July 22, 2009, 09:43:36 AM »

Speaking of....   I learned something yesterday about just that particular thing.  Did anyone else know that naked Barbie dolls actually have butt cracks :nixweiss: ?

Now there'a piece of info I wasn't expecting today.
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Re: Some people should not ride on the back of a motorcycle!
« Reply #31 on: July 22, 2009, 09:54:04 AM »

Either that or Parker was changing clothes on her dolls and said "here, hold this."



(but it's probaby the first one)

I assumed the first, hoped for the second.  :huepfenlol2:
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Re: Some people should not ride on the back of a motorcycle!
« Reply #32 on: July 22, 2009, 09:56:29 AM »

I assumed the first, hoped for the second.  :huepfenlol2:

I promise that I NEVER set the little bare assed naked doll on the dash of the truck and lecherously said to it, "hey little girl, where you headed today?"  Never.  Not me.  Nope.
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Re: Some people should not ride on the back of a motorcycle!
« Reply #33 on: July 22, 2009, 10:08:41 AM »

I promise that I NEVER set the little bare assed naked doll on the dash of the truck and lecherously said to it, "hey little girl, where you headed today?"  Never.  Not me.  Nope.

I believe you.  I figure you would have used the "ass, grass, or cash" line.
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Re: Some people should not ride on the back of a motorcycle!
« Reply #34 on: July 22, 2009, 10:12:33 AM »

I believe you.  I figure you would have used the "ass, grass, or cash" line.

When you probably bought the doll to begin with I'm not sure that stipulation really applies.  After all, her ass is really already mine...  ???
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