An elderly couple, Betty and Bert, moved to Texas .
Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale,
Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?"
Betty looked him over. 'Nope.'
Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back
into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.
Again he asked Betty, a little louder this time, 'Notice anything different NOW?'
Betty looked up and exclaimed, 'Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today,
it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow!'
Furious, Bert yelled, 'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, Betty?'
'Nope', she replied.
Bert yelled, 'IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!'
Without changing her expression, Betty replied, 'Shoulda bought a hat, Bert.. Shoulda bought a hat.'
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