Post by: SHRADER on March 14, 2017, 07:53:32 PM
Some of the HBRR members including Unbalanced, Sneaky Pete and myself have taken it upon ourselves to develop a questionnaire to assist with determining whether or not an individual is in fact a member of WHORE.
Answer the following 4 questions and respond to this post with your answers and we will be able to properly score your test. After a time I will post the key as well so that we can turn this into a self test.
1. There is a CVO GTG less than 40 miles from your home. Would you?
A. Haul your Bike to the GTG
B. Ride your Bike to the GTG
C. Stay Home
D. Drive your Truck to the GTG
2. What is the maximum distance that you would consider riding your bike to attend a CVO GTG versus trailering to the GTG?
A. 100 miles or less
B. 100 to 300 miles
C. 300 to 500 miles
D. 500 miles or more
E. I have to ride I don’t own a trailer
3. You are planning a trip to an event that is more than 300 miles from home. Do you?
A. Put two or more bikes in your enclosed trailer
B. Put one bike in your multiple bike trailer
C. Put one bike in your single bike trailer
D. Put multiple bikes in your open trailer
E. Throw your bike in the back of your truck
F. Ride your bike
4. Prior to the leaving for the event do you?
A. Check the air in the bike tires, change the tires on the trailer or truck
B. Change the tires on the bike, check the air in the trailer or truck tires
C. Change the tires on the bike, trailer and truck
D. Check the air in the tires on the bike, trailer and truck
E. Check or Change the bike tires only
Post by: 110tHunDer on March 14, 2017, 09:03:13 PM
2. D
3. How many more than 300 miles? If 5-600, F. If 700 or more, would contemplate C.
4. Have done all of the above.
Post by: fastglide on March 14, 2017, 09:12:28 PM
2-E
3-F
4-E
Sorry Folks never had a bike on a trailer in over 40 years of riding. In the back of a pickup truck once in 2004 after I was t-boned by a car.
Post by: Cat Eye on March 14, 2017, 09:23:48 PM
2-D
3-F
4-E
Post by: SHRADER on March 14, 2017, 09:38:30 PM
1. B
2. D
3. How many more than 300 miles? If 5-600, F. If 700 or more, would contemplate C.
4. Have done all of the above.
OK Brian you are first to be Scored
1. -50 points
2. 0 points
3. Gonna score answer F which means question 4 is not scored.
Sorry or perhaps congratulations. Final score is negative You are not a WHORE
Post by: SHRADER on March 14, 2017, 09:39:44 PM
1-B
2-E
3-F
4-E
Sorry Folks never had a bike on a trailer in over 40 years of riding. In the back of a pickup truck once in 2004 after I was t-boned by a car.
As with Brian, you sir are not a WHORE
Post by: SHRADER on March 14, 2017, 09:41:42 PM
1-B
2-D
3-F
4-E
Jim,
You like Brian and Fastglide are no WHORE candidate, although there are a few other things I could choose to call you. LOL
Post by: Twolanerider on March 14, 2017, 09:42:21 PM
D
F
E
I don't think I scored good for WHORE. Dammit. Liked the sound of being a WHORE. Screwed up in reverse.
Post by: SHRADER on March 14, 2017, 09:45:58 PM
B
D
F
E
I don't think I scored good for WHORE. Dammit. Liked the sound of being a WHORE. Screwed up in reverse.
Don, you may be a man whore, but you too are not WHORE material, your score is minus 50 as well
Post by: Twolanerider on March 14, 2017, 09:52:07 PM
Don, you may be a man whore, but you too are not WHORE material, your score is minus 50 as well
Damn. If I buy a trailer, actually remove the tires from the bikes then take selfies of me in a speedo pretending to check the oil then can I be a WHORE? Hell, that's probably the actual definition... :huepfenlol2:
Post by: SHRADER on March 14, 2017, 10:00:57 PM
Damn. If I buy a trailer, actually remove the tires from the bikes then take selfies of me in a speedo pretending to check the oil then can I be a WHORE? Hell, that's probably the actual definition... :huepfenlol2:
Well Don,
We (Harry, Pete and I) have determined that there are in fact 5 different levels of WHORE membership based upon the results from the questionnaire. If in fact you did get a trailer and did "don" a speedo I am sure that they would agree that we would have to add another category.
Now if I can only get that visual out of my head....
Post by: MIKEYTEE on March 14, 2017, 11:20:27 PM
1. A & D
2. D
3. G Put on an open tilt trailer.
4. F Don't check anything.
5. Have left the bike at home and driven the truck/SUV to the GTG.
Mike
:drink:
Post by: D-N-D on March 15, 2017, 05:43:25 AM
E
F
E
Dante
Post by: SHRADER on March 15, 2017, 06:15:05 AM
I have in the past done the following:
1. A & D
2. D
3. G Put on an open tilt trailer.
4. F Don't check anything.
5. Have left the bike at home and driven the truck/SUV to the GTG.
Mike
:drink:
Congratulations Uncle Mikey! You have proven once again why you are a Zen Master of Pondering, and I might add a possible candidate for political office. You have given multiple answers to questions, created different answers for questions, and even entered 5 responses for a 4 question questionnaire. I, as a fellow Zen Master, am impressed, but that still don't make you a candidate for WHORE.
Post by: SHRADER on March 15, 2017, 06:18:20 AM
B
E
F
E
Dante
Dante,
Your score, like the majority of folks that have answered thus far, is minus 50. As is m sure you realize this means that you are not WHORE material.
Post by: FLSTFI Dave on March 15, 2017, 08:30:13 AM
2. E
3. F
4. E
Don't own a trailer. Bike was on a trailer once, to be towed from side of road to Dealer to have motor replaced.
Post by: SHRADER on March 15, 2017, 09:36:34 AM
1. B
2. E
3. F
4. E
Don't own a trailer. Bike was on a trailer once, to be towed from side of road to Dealer to have motor replaced.
You Sir are not a candidate for WHORE, however you may be a prime candidate for a new group made up of those that do not own trailers called WRENCH, for We Ride Everywhere No matter Cold or Hot. I may have to do another questionnaire for that one on down the road a while.
In the meantime I am claiming ownership of this acronym along with the Presidency of said Organization with all rights and privileges and so on and so on. LOL
Post by: Panhead_Jimmy on March 15, 2017, 09:46:32 AM
Finally, a questionnaire that has some real life value. Can't wait for my W.H.O.R.E. regalia (emblems or insignia of royalty, especially the crown, scepter, and other ornaments) to arrive.
Panhead Jimmy
Post by: pcpisano on March 15, 2017, 09:48:41 AM
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Post by: SHRADER on March 15, 2017, 09:51:00 AM
You certainly have given us a lot to ponder on, I think so much so that the committee that came up with the questionnaire may have to have a special session to answer your questions. Perhaps at the next enclave in MV 17.
Post by: SHRADER on March 15, 2017, 09:54:19 AM
1. C, 2. D, 3. F, 4. A.
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OK PC,
1. 0 points
2. 0 points
3. 0 points
4. 25 points
Congratulations you are the first entry to actually have a positive score!!! However your point total is insufficient for inclusion into the sub categories of WHORE....
Post by: iski on March 15, 2017, 10:19:30 AM
2. D. Unless I don't feel like it, then I trailer. Or, if I think the BSR does not want to ride, even though she might not say she does not want to ride & I am supposed to figure that out & maybe I do & maybe I don't figure it out, dammit, who understands wimmens I sure as hell don't - I need a beer.
3. B. or F.
4. A, B, C, D and/or E.
Extra points question?: Just sued & won a case against the State of Florida Dept. of Motor Vehicles to get a license plate for my bike trailer. A long story of red tape & bureaucracy, a county judge is signing the court order next week & I have to get my bike trailer weighed before plated. Should be worth at least 100 extra points since it cost me $$$, but will defer to the W.H.O.R.E. judges ponderings here.
And - Don is the most evil EBCM, I will scrub those speedo images out of my brain with copious amounts of alcohol.
Post by: SHRADER on March 15, 2017, 10:36:24 AM
1. B.
2. D. Unless I don't feel like it, then I trailer. Or, if I think the BSR does not want to ride, even though she might not say she does not want to ride & I am supposed to figure that out & maybe I do & maybe I don't figure it out, dammit, who understands wimmens I sure as hell don't - I need a beer.
3. B. or F.
4. A, B, C, D and/or E.
Extra points question?: Just sued & won a case against the State of Florida Dept. of Motor Vehicles to get a license plate for my bike trailer. A long story of red tape & bureaucracy, a county judge is signing the court order next week & I have to get my bike trailer weighed before plated. Should be worth at least 100 extra points since it cost me $$$, but will defer to the W.H.O.R.E. judges ponderings here.
And - Don is the most evil EBCM, I will scrub those speedo images out of my brain with copious amounts of alcohol.
Dude, you are really really close, but I need a definite answer for question 2,3 and 4
Post by: ultrarider123 on March 15, 2017, 11:51:16 AM
1. There is a CVO GTG less than 40 miles from your home. Would you?
A. Haul your Bike to the GTG
B. Ride your Bike to the GTG
C. Stay Home
D. Drive your Truck to the GTG
2. What is the maximum distance that you would consider riding your bike to attend a CVO GTG versus trailering to the GTG?
A. 100 miles or less
B. 100 to 300 miles
C. 300 to 500 miles
D. 500 miles or more
E. I have to ride I don’t own a trailer
3. You are planning a trip to an event that is more than 300 miles from home. Do you?
A. Put two or more bikes in your enclosed trailer
B. Put one bike in your multiple bike trailer
C. Put one bike in your single bike trailer
D. Put multiple bikes in your open trailer
E. Throw your bike in the back of your truck
F. Ride your bike
4. Prior to the leaving for the event do you?
A. Check the air in the bike tires, change the tires on the trailer or truck
B. Change the tires on the bike, check the air in the trailer or truck tires
C. Change the tires on the bike, trailer and truck
D. Check the air in the tires on the bike, trailer and truck
E. Check or Change the bike tires only
I can already tell ya Shrader before you add-em-up....I ain't no WHORE...(easy or cheap either..l) ;D :huepfenlol2: :bananarock:
Post by: SHRADER on March 15, 2017, 12:06:20 PM
You are correct, however you are a candidate for WRENCH
Post by: iski on March 15, 2017, 01:09:07 PM
Dude, you are really really close, but I need a definite answer for question 2,3 and 4
Ok, my final answers.
1. B.
2. D.
3. F.
4. E.
Just got back from the Certified Scale station. Little gal there told me my pickup and MC trailer weighed 79,848 lbs. Seemed a mite on the high side. Found another gal who found the right weigh ticket, it weighed almost 78,000 lbs. less than that. No extra points requested for wrong weight ticket.
Post by: JCZ on March 15, 2017, 01:09:52 PM
Post by: iski on March 15, 2017, 01:12:16 PM
I was accused of that a time or two in my younger days......but it had nothing to do with a trailer. Jusayinzall :nixweiss:
Used to work with a guy who always said if he had been born a girl, there would have been a whore for sure in his family. :huepfenlol2:
Post by: Kcoop on March 15, 2017, 01:28:10 PM
2. E
3. F
4. E
In my opinion, most of the time the ride there and back is the best part of the trip.
Post by: SHRADER on March 15, 2017, 02:15:27 PM
Ok, my final answers.
1. B.
2. D.
3. F.
4. E.
Just got back from the Certified Scale station. Little gal there told me my pickup and MC trailer weighed 79,848 lbs. Seemed a mite on the high side. Found another gal who found the right weigh ticket, it weighed almost 78,000 lbs. less than that. No extra points requested for wrong weight ticket.
Well congratulations or condolences depending upon how you wanted this to fall but you aint WHORE material....
Post by: SHRADER on March 15, 2017, 02:16:42 PM
1. B
2. E
3. F
4. E
In my opinion, most of the time the ride there and back is the best part of the trip.
Kcoop
You like many others before are not WHORE material either....But you and Iski could be WRENCH members
Post by: iski on March 15, 2017, 02:30:45 PM
Well congratulations or condolences depending upon how you wanted this to fall but you aint WHORE material....
Either one or both or neither one, it's all good. Being a WRENCH would be ok, as long as no Don in a Speedo.
Post by: ultrarider123 on March 15, 2017, 03:20:12 PM
Haird
You are correct, however you are a candidate for WRENCH
It wood b an oner fow whitch eye kood call misef a WRENCH mimber, Myster Shrader, suh... :huepfenlol2: ;D
Post by: bigC on March 15, 2017, 05:06:49 PM
2. E
3. F
4. E
Looks like I won't make your small group :orange:
Post by: SHRADER on March 15, 2017, 07:01:22 PM
1. B
2. E
3. F
4. E
Looks like I won't make your small group :orange:
Clay, you are correct in that you in fact score similarly to many that have taken the questionnaire, and therefore are not WHORE material. You do qualify for entry into the new group WRENCH.
Please note that I have never made a claim to being a WHORE member. My own score would be reflective of yours and many of the others, and hence I do not qualify for membership into WHORE.
Post by: Cat Eye on March 15, 2017, 08:04:54 PM
It's cold up here.....best of luck to those Non-WHORE WRENCHs!
Post by: SHRADER on March 15, 2017, 08:09:11 PM
I bet there are a lot of Northeast WRENCHs at Daytona Bike week......that will be wishing they were WHOREs when they ride back home next week!
It's cold up here.....best of luck to those Non-WHORE WRENCHs!
You can bet your sweet bippy WHORE'ing or WRENCH'ing it will be a lot different going home
Post by: phato1 on March 15, 2017, 08:26:56 PM
1. B
2. E
3. F
4. E
If'n I was to trailer any of my bikes I'd have to buy/rent a truck and a trailer since I own neither of those...
I do however own rain gear and heated gear for the bikes, both of which has been used many times in the past. For bonus point consideration for entry into the new WRENCH group I even own some actual wrenches and they too get used every now and then.
Post by: Road Dad on March 15, 2017, 11:34:44 PM
Post by: SHRADER on March 16, 2017, 06:05:47 AM
I submit the following:
1. B
2. E
3. F
4. E
If'n I was to trailer any of my bikes I'd have to buy/rent a truck and a trailer since I own neither of those...
I do however own rain gear and heated gear for the bikes, both of which has been used many times in the past. For bonus point consideration for entry into the new WRENCH group I even own some actual wrenches and they too get used every now and then.
Bruce
As I am sure you are aware, you are not WHORE material, but you are certainly WRENCH material, with or without the tools...LOL
Post by: SHRADER on March 16, 2017, 06:07:37 AM
Always ride, no trailer option.
Another candidate for WRENCH here....
Post by: cvosjoe on March 16, 2017, 08:44:08 AM
2. E
3. F
4. E
If you see my bike on a trailer it's either broke or been stolen.
Post by: SneakyPete on March 16, 2017, 08:54:06 AM
Post by: coloradotom on March 16, 2017, 09:16:13 AM
If you see my bike on a trailer it's either broke or been stolen.
:thumbup:
I always say that too.
Post by: Cat Eye on March 16, 2017, 10:18:09 AM
For clarification, can you qualify as a WHORE and a WRENCH?
I would think you be a WHORE-ing-WRENCH.....or......a WRENCH-ing-WHORE given certain situations.
Post by: SHRADER on March 16, 2017, 12:03:03 PM
For clarification, can you qualify as a WHORE and a WRENCH?
Well you can't be both at the same time, Pete but you could be a part-time WHORE or a part-time WRENCH I reckon...
Post by: SHRADER on March 16, 2017, 12:14:16 PM
I would suggest Hubbard take it but he's too busy selling Western Star's to bother, plus we already know he's an "ESCORT" AKA High Class WHORE. When he checks Question 1 "A" like he did in Fayetteville in 2015 he would qualify right there....
Post by: SneakyPete on March 16, 2017, 06:49:58 PM
Post by: SneakyPete on March 16, 2017, 06:53:18 PM
Why don't you get Unbalanced to answer the questionnaire so that we can get our first real WHORE candidate....
I would suggest Hubbard take it but he's too busy selling Western Star's to bother, plus we already know he's an "ESCORT" AKA High Class WHORE. When he checks Question 1 "A" like he did in Fayetteville in 2015 he would qualify right there....
Will do, I know he'll be proud!
Hubbard is a streetwalker or just plain WHORE. But I understand he has another trailer capable of carrying more than one bike but just carries one so that also makes him a selfish WHORE.
Post by: jachd17 on March 16, 2017, 07:14:33 PM
2. B
3. A
4. D
Post by: Grizzly on March 16, 2017, 07:35:52 PM
2. D (depending on the time of year, see below)
3. F (depending on the time of year, it could be an A)
4. D
Grizzly
Post by: MadCVORG on March 16, 2017, 07:55:14 PM
I had a stroke a couple years ago; even that hasn't stopped me from riding. I'll trailer my bike once I'm dead.
Post by: SHRADER on March 16, 2017, 08:01:43 PM
1. B
2. B
3. A
4. D
1. minus 50 points
2. 10 points
3. 1000 points
4. 0 points
Your grand total is a whopping 960 points, Congratulations jachd17 you are the first bonafide candidate for WHORE to take the questionnaire!!!!! Woo Hoo!!!!!
As Pete alluded too in a previous post, and as I said somewhere along the line, there are actually 5 categories of WHORE membership. Your score indicates that you are a Escort or High Class Whore which is the highest ranking category within the WHORE hierarchy.
Once again congratulations!!!!!!! :carrot:
Post by: SHRADER on March 16, 2017, 08:12:39 PM
1. B (no matter what time of year it is held)
2. D (depending on the time of year, see below)
3. F (depending on the time of year, it could be an A)
4. D
Grizzly
Grizzly
Given the answers outside the () you would not qualify as a candidate for WHORE but you would qualify for WRENCH. However it appears that depending upon the time of year, you could sometimes be an Escort or High Class WHORE. This goes to illustrate the answer to Sneaky Petes earlier question, one can be a WHORE sometimes and a WRENCH sometimes but never both at the same time.
Post by: SHRADER on March 16, 2017, 08:15:39 PM
The only time I ever considered trailering was back in '96 in Germany, when I ran out of gas and force-landed in a forest, several miles behind enemy lines. Instead, I hiked 4 miles to a gas station, filled two water bottles with gas, hiked back to the bike and got it started.
I had a stroke a couple years ago; even that hasn't stopped me from riding. I'll trailer my bike once I'm dead.
Sir you exemplify the traits that all members of WRENCH should strive to achieve.
Post by: davidwruth on March 16, 2017, 09:09:51 PM
E
F
E
Post by: davidwruth on March 16, 2017, 09:11:18 PM
B
E
F
E
Sorry
Post by: Twolanerider on March 16, 2017, 09:11:28 PM
It is a combined thing; like a Wrench Whore or a Whore Wrench? I don't think I want to be either one of those.
Ah fwhuck it. Gotta go wipe the bugs off the Road King.
Post by: SHRADER on March 16, 2017, 09:22:50 PM
The weather was good, or at least not immoderate so I'd been riding the last couple of evenings. Now see there's both WRENCH and WHORE in this thread. Am so confused. Am also too lazy (and uncoordinated) to ride backward and see fwhere the wuck WRENCH came from.
It is a combined thing; like a Wrench Whore or a Whore Wrench? I don't think I want to be either one of those.
Ah fwhuck it. Gotta go wipe the bugs off the Road King.
At some point in the last 4 pages I developed, and copyrighted, and proclaimed myself President of, a new group called WRENCH. Short for We Ride Everywhere Nomatter Cold or Hot, kinda the antithesis (used this word just for you) of Hubbards WHORE group, although we also discussed that one can be a part time WHORE or a part time WRENCH, but not both at once.
You can count yourself as a WRENCH Don, based on your previous response, as long as you don't bring up your Speedo again.
Post by: SHRADER on March 16, 2017, 09:27:08 PM
I messed that up
B
E
F
E
Sorry
As I am sure you realize based upon previous scoring of similar answers, you are not a candidate for WHORE, however you are a candidate for WRENCH.
Congratulations!!!!
Post by: Twolanerider on March 16, 2017, 10:33:37 PM
At some point in the last 4 pages I developed, and copyrighted, and proclaimed myself President of, a new group called WRENCH. Short for We Ride Everywhere Nomatter Cold or Hot, kinda the antithesis (used this word just for you) of Hubbards WHORE group, although we also discussed that one can be a part time WHORE or a part time WRENCH, but not both at once.
You can count yourself as a WRENCH Don, based on your previous response, as long as you don't bring up your Speedo again.
Got it! No speedo WHORE here.
Post by: MIKEYTEE on March 16, 2017, 10:56:52 PM
At some point in the last 4 pages I developed, and copyrighted, and proclaimed myself President of, a new group called WRENCH. Short for We Ride Everywhere Nomatter Cold or Hot, kinda the antithesis (used this word just for you) of Hubbards WHORE group, although we also discussed that one can be a part time WHORE or a part time WRENCH, but not both at once.
You can count yourself as a WRENCH Don, based on your previous response, as long as you don't bring up your Speedo again.
I beg to differ with your statement. One could be both at the same time if they rode their bike while it is on an open trailer being towed down the road. I saw this in Pigeon Forge, TN a few years back. The guy on the bike was doing a burn-out at the time.
Mike
:drink:
Post by: Grizzly on March 17, 2017, 12:32:38 AM
Grizzly
Given the answers outside the () you would not qualify as a candidate for WHORE but you would qualify for WRENCH. However it appears that depending upon the time of year, you could sometimes be an Escort or High Class WHORE. This goes to illustrate the answer to Sneaky Petes earlier question, one can be a WHORE sometimes and a WRENCH sometimes but never both at the same time.
Hmmm, "you could sometimes be a High Class WHORE"?
Thanks! I'll take that!
:2vrolijk_21:
;D
Post by: Redd70 on March 17, 2017, 12:48:37 AM
Congratulations Uncle Mikey! You have proven once again why you are a Zen Master of Pondering, and I might add a possible candidate for political office. You have given multiple answers to questions, created different answers for questions, and even entered 5 responses for a 4 question questionnaire. I, as a fellow Zen Master, am impressed, but that still don't make you a candidate for WHORE.
FUKEN HILLARIOUS !!!!!!!! :huepfenjump3:
Post by: 110tHunDer on March 17, 2017, 05:37:49 AM
I beg to differ with your statement. One could be both at the same time if they rode their bike while it is on an open trailer being towed down the road. I saw this in Pigeon Forge, TN a few years back. The guy on the bike was doing a burn-out at the time.
Mike
:drink:
OMG! :vrolijk27: :thumbup: :2vrolijk_20: :worthless:
Post by: SHRADER on March 17, 2017, 06:16:07 AM
I beg to differ with your statement. One could be both at the same time if they rode their bike while it is on an open trailer being towed down the road. I saw this in Pigeon Forge, TN a few years back. The guy on the bike was doing a burn-out at the time.
Mike
:drink:
Uncle Mikey
I hate to disagree with you Zen Master, considering that you and Zen Master Pado where the two Zen Masters that Patched me in, and I understand that the case you illustrated is a very complicated one. Let me try to explain my logic....
In your example,assuming the bike was titled to the guy riding it on the trailer, the rider is a WRENCH and the driver of the truck pulling the trailer is a Slut or wannabe WHORE. If the driver of the truck was the WRENCH'S wife, with her name on the title, then he's still a WRENCH and she is a StreetWalker or Regular WHORE.
if the titleholder of the bike was driving the truck, then that person is the WHORE and the rider is either a wannabe WRENCH or a regular WRENCH depending upon whether or not their name is on the bike title. So unless you have found a way to make a clone, which given your vast intellect and skill you very well may have done over the winter, one simply cannot be both at the same time.
I still wanna see pictures.
Post by: iski on March 17, 2017, 08:17:33 AM
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E verything
A bout
D is
A xercise
C aused
H ead
E xplosions
Now will go back to sleep now & dream about a gal in a Dolly Parton wig doing burnouts on her bike in an open trailer on the road with Uncle Mikey taking a video.
:drink:
Or drink heavily.
Either one.
Post by: 110tHunDer on March 17, 2017, 10:25:14 AM
Uncle Mikey
I hate to disagree with you Zen Master, considering that you and Zen Master Pado where the two Zen Masters that Patched me in, and I understand that the case you illustrated is a very complicated one. Let me try to explain my logic....
In your example,assuming the bike was titled to the guy riding it on the trailer, the rider is a WRENCH and the driver of the truck pulling the trailer is a Slut or wannabe WHORE. If the driver of the truck was the WRENCH'S wife, with her name on the title, then he's still a WRENCH and she is a StreetWalker or Regular WHORE.
if the titleholder of the bike was driving the truck, then that person is the WHORE and the rider is either a wannabe WRENCH or a regular WRENCH depending upon whether or not their name is on the bike title. So unless you have found a way to make a clone, which given your vast intellect and skill you very well may have done over the winter, one simply cannot be both at the same time.
I still wanna see pictures.
Reading that I feel just like I'm on the porch with you at the A Holiday trying to light potato chips and Chetos. :2vrolijk_21:
Post by: SHRADER on March 17, 2017, 12:24:35 PM
Reading that I feel just like I'm on the porch with you at the A Holiday trying to light potato chips and Chetos. :2vrolijk_21:
I hope in brings back fond memories!! I know it does for me....
And one small correction for those who were not present during that particular night at A Holiday...we weren't "trying" to light potato chips and Cheetos, we did in fact light potato chips and Cheetos and they sustained a flame. To give proper credit it was Zen Master Mikey Tee that showed that Pringles would sustain a flame during a Critter Gawking Expedition and I would have bet money they wouldn't prior to seeing it. Maybe this year we can try some other common foodstuff :2vrolijk_21:
Post by: SHRADER on March 17, 2017, 03:45:22 PM
Hmmm, "you could sometimes be a High Class WHORE"?
Thanks! I'll take that!
:2vrolijk_21:
;D
You are very Welcome Grizzly ;D
Post by: jachd17 on March 17, 2017, 06:52:42 PM
1. minus 50 points
2. 10 points
3. 1000 points
4. 0 points
Your grand total is a whopping 960 points, Congratulations jachd17 you are the first bonafide candidate for WHORE to take the questionnaire!!!!! Woo Hoo!!!!!
As Pete alluded too in a previous post, and as I said somewhere along the line, there are actually 5 categories of WHORE membership. Your score indicates that you are a Escort or High Class Whore which is the highest ranking category within the WHORE hierarchy.
Once again congratulations!!!!!!! :carrot:
To be fair, the only time the scoots are in the trailer (1000 point) is when the trailer is being pulled by the hotel on wheels :huepfenjump3:. that will be my home for 7-21 days.
Post by: SHRADER on March 17, 2017, 07:29:30 PM
To be fair, the only time the scoots are in the trailer (1000 point) is when the trailer is being pulled by the hotel on wheels :huepfenjump3:. that will be my home for 7-21 days.
The fact that you have a hotel on wheels only reaffirms the rating. In fact if we had thought about that possibility we would have created a special category. :2vrolijk_21:
Post by: MIKEYTEE on March 17, 2017, 07:42:57 PM
Mike
:drink:
Post by: SHRADER on March 17, 2017, 07:52:25 PM
This year I may show how gasoline will not sustain fire! :o Yes it is true.
Mike
:drink:
This I gotta see!!!!
You ain't gonna throw a bunch into the campfire are you Mikey? Remember what happened to the dearly departed Otis when he threw what he thought was diesel fuel into a brush pile?
Post by: Fired00d on March 17, 2017, 08:08:25 PM
This year I may show how gasoline will not sustain fire! :o Yes it is true.Unc... that is true.... you can put a flame out in gasoline.... if you can get by the fumes (vapor) to do it. 8) :D :D :D
Mike
:drink:
:pumpkin:
Ride Safe,
Fired00d
:fireman:
Post by: Unbalanced on March 17, 2017, 08:13:40 PM
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Post by: SHRADER on March 17, 2017, 08:16:02 PM
Unc... that is true.... you can put a flame out in gasoline.... if you can get by the fumes (vapor) to do it. 8) :D :D :D
:pumpkin:
Ride Safe,
Fired00d
:fireman:
Gary
Will you Please come to MV this year and bring one of your special red trucks? We may need it.
Post by: Miss Susan on March 17, 2017, 08:18:37 PM
I live with him (Shrader) and his comedic genius never ends!
And I'm no WHORE either. I once road 231 miles by myself on my low rider trying to catch a bunch of CVOers on hopped up bikes only to end of being 2 hours ahead of them. :D
Miss Susan
Post by: SHRADER on March 17, 2017, 08:20:32 PM
Here is an example of a "Cheap WHORE"
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Well the other unidicted co conspirator finally posts something!!! Yay Harry!!!
RK Looking good Sneaky, and Harry is right you are a cheap WHORE aka Skank.
On a totally unrelated note....Are those NOS nozzles I see there where the breather vent bolts used to be??? Don't look like mine does???
Post by: Unbalanced on March 17, 2017, 08:37:49 PM
2 A maybe B.
3. 2? 3-4
4 D
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Post by: SHRADER on March 17, 2017, 08:50:19 PM
1 B. A is reserved for brother Hubbard
2 A maybe B.
3. 2? 3-4
4 D
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Harry
In spite of your attempt to avoid answering question 3 properly, I have seen you trailer every bike you own to WV and MV repeatedly, and ponder which one you were going to ride, much like Imelda Marcos pondered her shoe collection. I therefore score you on that question as "A".
1. B Minus 50
2. A plus 25
3. A 1000
4. D 0
Final score 975 points, you sir are an Escort or High Class WHORE.
Post by: Unbalanced on March 17, 2017, 09:12:15 PM
Have truck will trailer !
Do I also qualify as a wrench I rode/ride my bike to bike week
Post by: SHRADER on March 17, 2017, 09:29:00 PM
Have truck will trailer !
Do I also qualify as a wrench I rode/ride my bike to bike week
Oh yes sir. Absolutely!
Post by: longlast on March 18, 2017, 06:00:33 AM
Post by: Twolanerider on March 18, 2017, 10:00:14 AM
No WHORE-ING with me, other than once in a recovery van. If I can't ride it there I don't go!! ;D
I'm not sure the WHORE scales are the same though when the whole country is only three tank-fulls tall (ok, four if you count Scotland, but you won't get to much longer :huepfenlol2: ) and two tanks wide! :huepfenlol2: :huepfenlol2:
Post by: Yellow09SERG on March 19, 2017, 07:08:40 PM
Post by: SHRADER on March 19, 2017, 07:42:57 PM
Who is driving the vehicle pulling the trailer?
Post by: Yellow09SERG on March 19, 2017, 08:05:37 PM
Post by: SHRADER on March 19, 2017, 08:14:27 PM
Ummm guess that would be me :o
Then you are the WHORE. ....LOL
Post by: Yellow09SERG on March 19, 2017, 08:39:19 PM
Post by: Yellow09SERG on March 19, 2017, 09:07:48 PM
Post by: porthole on March 26, 2017, 04:28:11 PM
Have only trailered when my wife attends.
Post by: FlaHeatWave on March 26, 2017, 09:10:32 PM
Post by: Yellow09SERG on March 27, 2017, 01:56:49 PM
I was at BikeWeek with Unbalanced & Sneaky Pete when this Thread was started,,, They unanimously told me that I was "Cheap Slut" for putting my Bike in the back of the truck for the W. VA GTG last year :nixweiss:
Got to be proud of the Cheap part....lol