Little Jeffy was walking down the sidewalk one day and an old man was sitting on his front porch rocking backand forth in his rocking chair. The old man said, "Whatcha got there son?"Jeffy said, "Got me some chicken wire.""Whatcha gonna do with that chicken wire son?" asked the old man."Gonna catch me some chickens!" said Jeffy."You can't catch chickens with chicken wire!" said the oldster. Jeffy just shrugged his shoulders and walked ondown the street.About a half hour later Jeffy came back passing the old man's front porch . . . with 3 chickens entangled in the chicken wire! The old man was shocked and couldn't believe his eyes.About a half hour later, Jeffy was again walking past the old man's porch. "Whatcha got now son?""Got me some duct tape.""And whatcha gonna do with that duct tape?" the old man asked."Gonna catch me some ducks!""You can't catch ducks with duct tape!" said the old man. Jeffy just shrugged his shoulders and kept on walking.About a half hour later, back comes Jeffy with 3 ducks tangled in the duct tape. Again, the old man rubbed hiseyes in disbelief.About a half hour later, Jeffy again was passing the porch."Whatcha got now son?" asked the old man.Jeffy said, "Got me some pussy willow."The old man said, "WAIT RIGHT THERE WHILE I GET MY SHOES!!!
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