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[SHRADER]

As some of you are aware, Brother Hubbard, esteemed  National President of The Hillbilly Rocket Riders, founded another institution some time ago called WHORE, short for We Haul Our Rides Everywhere.

Some of the HBRR members including Unbalanced, Sneaky Pete and myself have taken it upon ourselves to develop a questionnaire to assist with determining whether or not an individual is in fact a member of WHORE.

Answer the following 4 questions and respond to this post with your answers and we will be able to properly score your test. After a time I will post the key as well so that we can turn this into a self test.



1. There is a CVO GTG less than 40 miles from your home. Would you?
 
A. Haul your Bike to the GTG
B. Ride your Bike to the GTG
C. Stay Home
D. Drive your Truck to the GTG
 
2. What is the maximum distance that you would consider riding your bike to attend a CVO GTG versus trailering to the GTG?
 
A. 100 miles or less
B. 100 to 300 miles
C. 300 to 500 miles
D. 500 miles or more
E. I have to ride I don’t own a trailer
 
3. You are planning a trip to an event that is more than 300 miles from home. Do you?
 
A. Put two or more bikes in your enclosed trailer
B. Put one bike in your multiple bike trailer
C. Put one bike in your single bike trailer
D. Put multiple bikes in your open trailer
E. Throw your bike in the back of your truck
F. Ride your bike
 
4. Prior to the leaving for the event do you?
 
A. Check the air in the bike tires, change the tires on the trailer or truck
B. Change the tires on the bike, check the air in the trailer or truck tires
C. Change the tires on the bike, trailer and truck
D. Check the air in the tires on the bike, trailer and truck
E. Check or Change the bike tires only
 

[110tHunDer]

1. B
2. D
3. How many more than 300 miles?  If 5-600, F.  If 700 or more, would contemplate C.
4. Have done all of the above.

[fastglide]

1-B
2-E
3-F
4-E
Sorry Folks never had a bike on a trailer in over 40 years of riding. In the back of a pickup truck once in 2004 after I was t-boned by a car.

[Cat Eye]

1-B
2-D
3-F
4-E

[SHRADER]

1. B
2. D
3. How many more than 300 miles?  If 5-600, F.  If 700 or more, would contemplate C.
4. Have done all of the above.

OK Brian you are first to be Scored

1. -50 points
2. 0 points
3. Gonna score answer F which means question 4 is not scored.

Sorry or perhaps congratulations. Final score is negative You are not a WHORE

[SHRADER]

1-B
2-E
3-F
4-E
Sorry Folks never had a bike on a trailer in over 40 years of riding. In the back of a pickup truck once in 2004 after I was t-boned by a car.

As with Brian, you sir are not a WHORE

[SHRADER]

1-B
2-D
3-F
4-E

Jim,

You like Brian and Fastglide are no WHORE candidate, although there are a few other things I could choose to call you. LOL

[Twolanerider]

B
D
F
E


I don't think I scored good for WHORE.  Dammit.  Liked the sound of being a WHORE.  Screwed up in reverse.

[SHRADER]

B
D
F
E


I don't think I scored good for WHORE.  Dammit.  Liked the sound of being a WHORE.  Screwed up in reverse.

Don, you may be a man whore, but you too are not WHORE material, your score is minus 50 as well

[Twolanerider]

Don, you may be a man whore, but you too are not WHORE material, your score is minus 50 as well

Damn.  If I buy a trailer, actually remove the tires from the bikes then take selfies of me in a speedo pretending to check the oil then can I be a WHORE?  Hell, that's probably the actual definition... 

[SHRADER]

Damn.  If I buy a trailer, actually remove the tires from the bikes then take selfies of me in a speedo pretending to check the oil then can I be a WHORE?  Hell, that's probably the actual definition... 

Well Don,

We (Harry, Pete and I) have determined that there are in fact 5 different levels of WHORE membership based upon the results from the questionnaire. If in fact you did get a trailer and did "don" a speedo I am sure that they would agree that we would have to add another category.

Now if I can only get that visual out of my head....

[MIKEYTEE]

I have in the past done the following:
1.  A & D
2.  D
3.  G  Put on an open tilt trailer.
4.  F  Don't check anything.
5.  Have left the bike at home and driven the truck/SUV to the GTG.

Mike
 

[D-N-D]

B
E
F
E

  Dante

[SHRADER]

I have in the past done the following:
1.  A & D
2.  D
3.  G  Put on an open tilt trailer.
4.  F  Don't check anything.
5.  Have left the bike at home and driven the truck/SUV to the GTG.

Mike
 

Congratulations Uncle Mikey! You have proven once again why you are a Zen Master of Pondering, and I might add a possible candidate for political office. You have given multiple answers to questions, created different answers for questions, and even entered 5 responses for a 4 question questionnaire. I, as a fellow Zen Master, am impressed, but that still don't make you a candidate for WHORE.

[SHRADER]

B
E
F
E

  Dante

Dante,

Your score, like the majority of folks that have answered thus far, is minus 50. As is m sure you realize this means that you are not WHORE material.