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Re: Are You a WHORE?
« Reply #15 on: March 15, 2017, 08:30:13 AM »

1. B
2. E
3. F
4. E

Don't own a trailer.  Bike was on a trailer once, to be towed from side of road to Dealer to have motor replaced.
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Re: Are You a WHORE?
« Reply #16 on: March 15, 2017, 09:36:34 AM »

1. B
2. E
3. F
4. E

Don't own a trailer.  Bike was on a trailer once, to be towed from side of road to Dealer to have motor replaced.

You Sir are not a candidate for WHORE, however you may be a prime candidate for a new group made up of those that do not own trailers called WRENCH, for We Ride Everywhere No matter Cold or Hot. I may have to do another questionnaire for that one on down the road a while.

In the meantime I am claiming ownership of this acronym along with the Presidency of said Organization with all rights and privileges and so on and so on. LOL
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Re: Are You a WHORE?
« Reply #17 on: March 15, 2017, 09:46:32 AM »

Before I commit, will there be t-shirts and a patch for whatever category I drop into?  Will there be a contest for the design of the patch or t-shirt design?  How about a gold chit brown key?  How about a garage door opener for my trailer...if I had a trailer, of course.  Can I use a synonym for my site name?  Where do I find the air in my tires?

Finally, a questionnaire that has some real life value.  Can't wait for my W.H.O.R.E. regalia (emblems or insignia of royalty, especially the crown, scepter, and other ornaments) to arrive.

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Re: Are You a WHORE?
« Reply #18 on: March 15, 2017, 09:48:41 AM »

1. C, 2. D, 3. F, 4. A.


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Re: Are You a WHORE?
« Reply #19 on: March 15, 2017, 09:51:00 AM »

Jimmy

You certainly have given us a lot to ponder on, I think so much so that the committee that came up with the questionnaire may have to have a special session to answer your questions. Perhaps at the next enclave in MV 17.
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Re: Are You a WHORE?
« Reply #20 on: March 15, 2017, 09:54:19 AM »

1. C, 2. D, 3. F, 4. A.


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1. 0 points
2. 0 points
3. 0 points
4. 25 points

Congratulations you are the first entry to actually have a positive score!!! However your point total is insufficient for inclusion into the sub categories of WHORE....
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Re: Are You a WHORE?
« Reply #21 on: March 15, 2017, 10:19:30 AM »

1. B.
2. D. Unless I don't feel like it, then I trailer.  Or, if I think the BSR does not want to ride, even though she might not say she does not want to ride & I am supposed to figure that out & maybe I do & maybe I don't figure it out, dammit, who understands wimmens I sure as hell don't - I need a beer.
3. B. or F.
4. A, B, C, D and/or E.

Extra points question?: Just sued & won a case against the State of Florida Dept. of Motor Vehicles to get a license plate for my bike trailer.  A long story of red tape & bureaucracy, a county judge is signing the court order next week & I have to get my bike trailer weighed before plated. Should be worth at least 100 extra points since it cost me $$$, but will defer to the W.H.O.R.E. judges ponderings here.


And - Don is the most evil EBCM, I will scrub those speedo images out of my brain with copious amounts of alcohol.
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Re: Are You a WHORE?
« Reply #22 on: March 15, 2017, 10:36:24 AM »

1. B.
2. D. Unless I don't feel like it, then I trailer.  Or, if I think the BSR does not want to ride, even though she might not say she does not want to ride & I am supposed to figure that out & maybe I do & maybe I don't figure it out, dammit, who understands wimmens I sure as hell don't - I need a beer.
3. B. or F.
4. A, B, C, D and/or E.

Extra points question?: Just sued & won a case against the State of Florida Dept. of Motor Vehicles to get a license plate for my bike trailer.  A long story of red tape & bureaucracy, a county judge is signing the court order next week & I have to get my bike trailer weighed before plated. Should be worth at least 100 extra points since it cost me $$$, but will defer to the W.H.O.R.E. judges ponderings here.


And - Don is the most evil EBCM, I will scrub those speedo images out of my brain with copious amounts of alcohol.

Dude, you are really really close, but I need a definite answer for question 2,3 and 4
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Re: Are You a WHORE?
« Reply #23 on: March 15, 2017, 11:51:16 AM »

1. There is a CVO GTG less than 40 miles from your home. Would you?
 
A. Haul your Bike to the GTG
B. Ride your Bike to the GTG
C. Stay Home
D. Drive your Truck to the GTG
 
2. What is the maximum distance that you would consider riding your bike to attend a CVO GTG versus trailering to the GTG?
 
A. 100 miles or less
B. 100 to 300 miles
C. 300 to 500 miles
D. 500 miles or more
E. I have to ride I don’t own a trailer
 
3. You are planning a trip to an event that is more than 300 miles from home. Do you?
 
A. Put two or more bikes in your enclosed trailer
B. Put one bike in your multiple bike trailer
C. Put one bike in your single bike trailer
D. Put multiple bikes in your open trailer
E. Throw your bike in the back of your truck
F. Ride your bike
 
4. Prior to the leaving for the event do you?
 
A. Check the air in the bike tires, change the tires on the trailer or truck
B. Change the tires on the bike, check the air in the trailer or truck tires
C. Change the tires on the bike, trailer and truck
D. Check the air in the tires on the bike, trailer and truck
E. Check or Change the bike tires only

I can already tell ya Shrader before you add-em-up....I ain't no WHORE...(easy or cheap either..l) ;D :huepfenlol2: :bananarock:
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Re: Are You a WHORE?
« Reply #24 on: March 15, 2017, 12:06:20 PM »

Haird

You are correct, however you are a candidate for WRENCH
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Re: Are You a WHORE?
« Reply #25 on: March 15, 2017, 01:09:07 PM »

Dude, you are really really close, but I need a definite answer for question 2,3 and 4

Ok, my final answers.

1. B.
2. D.
3. F.
4. E.

Just got back from the Certified Scale station.  Little gal there told me my pickup and MC trailer weighed 79,848 lbs.  Seemed a mite on the high side. Found another gal who found the right weigh ticket, it weighed almost 78,000 lbs. less than that.  No extra points requested for wrong weight ticket.

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Re: Are You a WHORE?
« Reply #26 on: March 15, 2017, 01:09:52 PM »

I was accused of that a time or two in my younger days......but it had nothing to do with a trailer.  Jusayinzall    :nixweiss:
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Re: Are You a WHORE?
« Reply #27 on: March 15, 2017, 01:12:16 PM »

I was accused of that a time or two in my younger days......but it had nothing to do with a trailer.  Jusayinzall    :nixweiss:

Used to work with a guy who always said if he had been born a girl, there would have been a whore for sure in his family.   :huepfenlol2:
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Re: Are You a WHORE?
« Reply #28 on: March 15, 2017, 01:28:10 PM »

1. B
2. E
3. F
4. E

In my opinion, most of the time the ride there and back is the best part of the trip.
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Re: Are You a WHORE?
« Reply #29 on: March 15, 2017, 02:15:27 PM »

Ok, my final answers.

1. B.
2. D.
3. F.
4. E.

Just got back from the Certified Scale station.  Little gal there told me my pickup and MC trailer weighed 79,848 lbs.  Seemed a mite on the high side. Found another gal who found the right weigh ticket, it weighed almost 78,000 lbs. less than that.  No extra points requested for wrong weight ticket.

Well congratulations or condolences depending upon how you wanted this to fall but you aint WHORE material....
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