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[SHRADER]

For clarification, can you qualify as a WHORE and a WRENCH?

Well you can't be both at the same time, Pete but you could be a part-time WHORE or a part-time WRENCH I reckon...

[SHRADER]

Why don't you get Unbalanced to answer the questionnaire so that we can get our first real WHORE candidate....

I would suggest Hubbard take it but he's too busy selling Western Star's to bother, plus we already know he's an "ESCORT" AKA High Class WHORE. When he checks Question 1 "A" like he did in Fayetteville in 2015 he would qualify right there....

[SneakyPete]

Well I know I'm a skank or cheap WHORE running an open trailer, but I'm a WRENCH under 500 miles!

[SneakyPete]

Why don't you get Unbalanced to answer the questionnaire so that we can get our first real WHORE candidate....

I would suggest Hubbard take it but he's too busy selling Western Star's to bother, plus we already know he's an "ESCORT" AKA High Class WHORE. When he checks Question 1 "A" like he did in Fayetteville in 2015 he would qualify right there....

Will do, I know he'll be proud!

Hubbard is a streetwalker or just plain WHORE.  But I understand he has another trailer capable of carrying more than one bike but just carries one so that also makes him a selfish WHORE.

[jachd17]

1. B
2. B
3. A
4. D

[Grizzly]

1. B (no matter what time of year it is held)
2. D (depending on the time of year, see below)
3. F (depending on the time of year, it could be an A)
4. D

Grizzly

[MadCVORG]

The only time I ever considered trailering was back in '96 in Germany, when I ran out of gas and force-landed in a forest, several miles behind enemy lines. Instead, I hiked 4 miles to a gas station, filled two water bottles with gas, hiked back to the bike and got it started.

I had a stroke a couple years ago; even that hasn't stopped me from riding. I'll trailer my bike once I'm dead.

[SHRADER]

1. B
2. B
3. A
4. D

1. minus 50 points
2. 10 points
3. 1000 points
4. 0 points

Your grand total is a whopping 960 points, Congratulations jachd17 you are the first bonafide candidate for WHORE to take the questionnaire!!!!! Woo Hoo!!!!!

As Pete alluded too in a previous post, and as I said somewhere along the line, there are actually 5 categories of WHORE membership. Your score indicates that you are a Escort or High Class Whore which is the highest ranking category within the WHORE hierarchy.

Once again congratulations!!!!!!!

[SHRADER]

1. B (no matter what time of year it is held)
2. D (depending on the time of year, see below)
3. F (depending on the time of year, it could be an A)
4. D

Grizzly

Grizzly

Given the answers outside the () you would not qualify as a candidate for WHORE but you would qualify for WRENCH. However it appears that depending upon the time of year, you could sometimes be an Escort or High Class WHORE. This goes to illustrate the answer to Sneaky Petes earlier question, one can be a WHORE sometimes and a WRENCH sometimes but never both at the same time.

[SHRADER]

The only time I ever considered trailering was back in '96 in Germany, when I ran out of gas and force-landed in a forest, several miles behind enemy lines. Instead, I hiked 4 miles to a gas station, filled two water bottles with gas, hiked back to the bike and got it started.

I had a stroke a couple years ago; even that hasn't stopped me from riding. I'll trailer my bike once I'm dead.

Sir you exemplify the traits that all members of WRENCH should strive to achieve.

[davidwruth]

D
E
F
E

[davidwruth]

I messed that up
B
E
F
E
Sorry

[Twolanerider]

The weather was good, or at least not immoderate so I'd been riding the last couple of evenings.  Now see there's both WRENCH and WHORE in this thread.  Am so confused.  Am also too lazy (and uncoordinated) to ride backward and see fwhere the wuck WRENCH came from.

It is a combined thing; like a Wrench Whore or a Whore Wrench?  I don't think I want to be either one of those. 

Ah fwhuck it.  Gotta go wipe the bugs off the Road King.

[SHRADER]

The weather was good, or at least not immoderate so I'd been riding the last couple of evenings.  Now see there's both WRENCH and WHORE in this thread.  Am so confused.  Am also too lazy (and uncoordinated) to ride backward and see fwhere the wuck WRENCH came from.

It is a combined thing; like a Wrench Whore or a Whore Wrench?  I don't think I want to be either one of those. 

Ah fwhuck it.  Gotta go wipe the bugs off the Road King.

At some point in the last 4 pages I developed, and copyrighted, and proclaimed myself President of, a new group called WRENCH. Short for We Ride Everywhere Nomatter Cold or Hot, kinda the antithesis (used this word just for you) of Hubbards WHORE group, although we also discussed that one can be a part time WHORE or a part time WRENCH, but not both at once.

You can count yourself as a WRENCH Don, based on your previous response, as long as you don't bring up your Speedo again.

[SHRADER]

I messed that up
B
E
F
E
Sorry

As I am sure you realize based upon previous scoring of similar answers, you are not a candidate for WHORE, however you are a candidate for WRENCH.

Congratulations!!!!