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[Twolanerider]

At some point in the last 4 pages I developed, and copyrighted, and proclaimed myself President of, a new group called WRENCH. Short for We Ride Everywhere Nomatter Cold or Hot, kinda the antithesis (used this word just for you) of Hubbards WHORE group, although we also discussed that one can be a part time WHORE or a part time WRENCH, but not both at once.

You can count yourself as a WRENCH Don, based on your previous response, as long as you don't bring up your Speedo again.

Got it!  No speedo WHORE here.

[MIKEYTEE]

At some point in the last 4 pages I developed, and copyrighted, and proclaimed myself President of, a new group called WRENCH. Short for We Ride Everywhere Nomatter Cold or Hot, kinda the antithesis (used this word just for you) of Hubbards WHORE group, although we also discussed that one can be a part time WHORE or a part time WRENCH, but not both at once.

You can count yourself as a WRENCH Don, based on your previous response, as long as you don't bring up your Speedo again.

I beg to differ with your statement. One could be both at the same time if they rode their bike while it is on an open trailer being towed down the road. I saw this in Pigeon Forge, TN a few years back. The guy on the bike was doing a burn-out at the time.

Mike
 

[Grizzly]

Grizzly

Given the answers outside the () you would not qualify as a candidate for WHORE but you would qualify for WRENCH. However it appears that depending upon the time of year, you could sometimes be an Escort or High Class WHORE. This goes to illustrate the answer to Sneaky Petes earlier question, one can be a WHORE sometimes and a WRENCH sometimes but never both at the same time.

Hmmm, "you could sometimes be a High Class WHORE"?

Thanks!  I'll take that!

   

       

[Redd70]

Congratulations Uncle Mikey! You have proven once again why you are a Zen Master of Pondering, and I might add a possible candidate for political office. You have given multiple answers to questions, created different answers for questions, and even entered 5 responses for a 4 question questionnaire. I, as a fellow Zen Master, am impressed, but that still don't make you a candidate for WHORE.

FUKEN HILLARIOUS !!!!!!!!

[110tHunDer]

I beg to differ with your statement. One could be both at the same time if they rode their bike while it is on an open trailer being towed down the road. I saw this in Pigeon Forge, TN a few years back. The guy on the bike was doing a burn-out at the time.

Mike
 

OMG! 

[SHRADER]

I beg to differ with your statement. One could be both at the same time if they rode their bike while it is on an open trailer being towed down the road. I saw this in Pigeon Forge, TN a few years back. The guy on the bike was doing a burn-out at the time.

Mike
 

Uncle Mikey

I hate to disagree with you Zen Master, considering that you and Zen Master Pado where the two Zen Masters that Patched me in, and I understand that the case you illustrated is a very complicated one. Let me try to explain my logic....

In your example,assuming the bike was titled to the guy riding it on the trailer, the rider is a WRENCH and the driver of the truck pulling the trailer is a Slut or wannabe WHORE. If the driver of the truck was the WRENCH'S wife, with her name on the title, then he's still a WRENCH and she is a StreetWalker or Regular WHORE.

if the titleholder of the bike was driving the truck, then that person is the WHORE and the rider is either a wannabe WRENCH or a regular WRENCH depending upon whether or not their name is on the bike title. So unless you have found a way to make a clone, which given your vast intellect and skill you very well may have done over the winter, one simply cannot be both at the same time.

I still wanna see pictures.

[iski]

This thread has now given me a headache. 

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Now will go back to sleep now & dream about a gal in a Dolly Parton wig doing burnouts on her bike in an open trailer on the road with Uncle Mikey taking a video.

 

Or drink heavily. 

Either one.

[110tHunDer]

Uncle Mikey

I hate to disagree with you Zen Master, considering that you and Zen Master Pado where the two Zen Masters that Patched me in, and I understand that the case you illustrated is a very complicated one. Let me try to explain my logic....

In your example,assuming the bike was titled to the guy riding it on the trailer, the rider is a WRENCH and the driver of the truck pulling the trailer is a Slut or wannabe WHORE. If the driver of the truck was the WRENCH'S wife, with her name on the title, then he's still a WRENCH and she is a StreetWalker or Regular WHORE.

if the titleholder of the bike was driving the truck, then that person is the WHORE and the rider is either a wannabe WRENCH or a regular WRENCH depending upon whether or not their name is on the bike title. So unless you have found a way to make a clone, which given your vast intellect and skill you very well may have done over the winter, one simply cannot be both at the same time.

I still wanna see pictures.

Reading that I feel just like I'm on the porch with you at the A Holiday trying to light potato chips and Chetos. 

[SHRADER]

Reading that I feel just like I'm on the porch with you at the A Holiday trying to light potato chips and Chetos. 

I hope in brings back fond memories!! I know it does for me....

And one small correction for those who were not present during that particular night at A Holiday...we weren't "trying" to light potato chips and Cheetos, we did in fact light potato chips and Cheetos and they sustained a flame. To give proper credit it was Zen Master Mikey Tee that showed that Pringles would sustain a flame during a Critter Gawking Expedition and I would have bet money they wouldn't prior to seeing it. Maybe this year we can try some other common foodstuff

[SHRADER]

Hmmm, "you could sometimes be a High Class WHORE"?

Thanks!  I'll take that!

   

       

You are very Welcome Grizzly

[jachd17]

1. minus 50 points
2. 10 points
3. 1000 points
4. 0 points

Your grand total is a whopping 960 points, Congratulations jachd17 you are the first bonafide candidate for WHORE to take the questionnaire!!!!! Woo Hoo!!!!!

As Pete alluded too in a previous post, and as I said somewhere along the line, there are actually 5 categories of WHORE membership. Your score indicates that you are a Escort or High Class Whore which is the highest ranking category within the WHORE hierarchy.

Once again congratulations!!!!!!!

 To be fair, the only time the scoots are in the trailer (1000 point) is when the trailer is being pulled by the hotel on wheels . that will be my home for 7-21 days.

[SHRADER]

 To be fair, the only time the scoots are in the trailer (1000 point) is when the trailer is being pulled by the hotel on wheels . that will be my home for 7-21 days.

The fact that you have a hotel on wheels only reaffirms the rating. In fact if we had thought about that possibility we would have created a special category. 

[MIKEYTEE]

This year I may show how gasoline will not sustain fire!    Yes it is true.

Mike
 

[SHRADER]

This year I may show how gasoline will not sustain fire!    Yes it is true.

Mike
 

This I gotta see!!!!

You ain't gonna throw a bunch into the campfire are you Mikey? Remember what happened to the dearly departed Otis when he threw what he thought was diesel fuel into a brush pile?

[Fired00d]

This year I may show how gasoline will not sustain fire!    Yes it is true.

Mike
 

Unc... that is true.... you can put a flame out in gasoline.... if you can get by the fumes (vapor) to do it.

 
Ride Safe,
Fired00d