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Golf Injury
« on: April 01, 2017, 07:28:48 PM »

Two women were playing golf One teed off and watched in horror as her
ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
The ball hit one of ...the men. He immediately clasped his hands together
at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.
"Please allow me to help. I'm a Physio-Therapist and I know I can relieve
your pain if you'd allow me."
"Oh, no, I'll be alright. I'll be fine in a few minutes," the man replied.

He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his
hands there at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed
her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side,
loosened his pants and put her hands inside.

She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and
asked, "How does that feel?"
"Feels great," he replied; "but I still think my thumb's broken!"
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Re: Golf Injury
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2017, 07:32:15 PM »

Two women were playing golf One teed off and watched in horror as her
ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
The ball hit one of ...the men. He immediately clasped his hands together
at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.
"Please allow me to help. I'm a Physio-Therapist and I know I can relieve
your pain if you'd allow me."
"Oh, no, I'll be alright. I'll be fine in a few minutes," the man replied.

He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his
hands there at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed
her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side,
loosened his pants and put her hands inside.

She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and
asked, "How does that feel?"
"Feels great," he replied; "but I still think my thumb's broken!"
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Re: Golf Injury
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2017, 07:33:14 PM »

That's what she said....!!!   :cucumber:
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Re: Golf Injury
« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2017, 08:09:03 AM »

Perfect....
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Re: Golf Injury
« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2017, 05:16:22 AM »

 :o ;D
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