Topic: nowhere to pack it away (Read 2587 times)

shovelhead71 · « **on:** April 13, 2005, 01:51:41 PM »

now for all of us that have had to carry items and this does not in any way include a trip - but what is the craziest thing you have had to tote home on your bike - under your jacket - "T" shirt - down your pants - tie to your legs - from the store for the wife or hubby ? bring it on [smiley=nixweiss.gif]

naitram · « **Reply #1 on:** April 13, 2005, 02:35:01 PM »

the usual, bag of groceries, bottle O booze, 20lb bags of dog food

not all at the same time

BAKRDS · « **Reply #2 on:** April 13, 2005, 02:44:25 PM »

I brought home a peck of peaches in my shirt once. Looked like I was wareing an intertube & had a rash for a week.

mw8385 · « **Reply #3 on:** April 13, 2005, 04:10:38 PM »

Two days ago I saw a guy with one of those 5' diameter trampoline on the back of his bike! He was sitting on one edge and the rest hanging over the sissy bar! [smiley=nervous.gif]

Twolanerider · « **Reply #4 on:** April 13, 2005, 07:56:30 PM »

Gas powered weedeater.

mfgreen · « **Reply #5 on:** April 13, 2005, 08:01:33 PM »

what's the statute of limitations for........

Cannibus_Man · « **Reply #6 on:** April 13, 2005, 08:15:15 PM »

I went rummaging around and picked up a few things over the weekend [smiley=laugh.gif]

shovelhead71 · « **Reply #7 on:** April 14, 2005, 06:40:15 AM »

cannibus - and i thought i had to be institutionalized - you are radical
and that is a very nice daily rider

hd2003-se2005 · « **Reply #8 on:** April 14, 2005, 07:05:31 AM »

Shovelhead

You should have seen it before he cleaned it!

mr_magoo · « **Reply #9 on:** April 14, 2005, 08:33:21 AM »

Best I can come up with is a rear tire and a seat at the same time.

shovelhead71 · « **Reply #10 on:** April 14, 2005, 10:54:58 AM »

is that a dead skull for your air breather cover ?

Dr. Evil · « **Reply #11 on:** April 14, 2005, 12:25:38 PM »

Was out riding...

Stopped at a local grocery chain to use the bathroom (it WAS an emergency). Just as I zippered up... some friends called, and invited me over. I offered to pick up beer.

I purchased two cases. Walked outside and realized that I had my Fat Boy and not my Ultra. I don't know how... but I rode two miles with two cases of beer on top of the gas tank.

I AM an idiot sometimes [smiley=huepfenjump3.gif]

Twolanerider · « **Reply #12 on:** April 14, 2005, 12:31:27 PM »

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Was out riding...

Dr. Evil · « **Reply #13 on:** April 14, 2005, 12:34:31 PM »

... and littering too probably [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif]

WFP · « **Reply #14 on:** April 14, 2005, 12:40:07 PM »

My 5yo goddaughter was sick last year so I rode to go visit her. On the way, almost there, I stopped and bought a stuffed animal and 3 baloons. When I got out to the bike I realized what I had just done..I was on the Deuce. Since I was in CT, my hat was off and looped though my belt. So I stuffed the stuffed animal into the inside of the helmet and tied the baloons to the strap.

on the way, the baloons got loose but the stuffed animal made it.

she recovered but it ain't right to give a 5yo a colonoscopy!

/Bill

Cannibus_Man · « **Reply #15 on:** April 14, 2005, 08:22:30 PM »

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and i thought i had to be institutionalized

lol aahhh i was juz kidn about that bike hee hee.. but actually I had to go get some X-rays of a MRI and I thought they would of fit in my bags..no luck the envelope was
16x20 in. so i put them under my shirt..I couldn't bend the x-rays so it was an unconfortable 20 miles on the freeway .. [smiley=laugh.gif]

LBI-DTW · « **Reply #16 on:** April 14, 2005, 08:53:11 PM »

A few years back when I was single I had left the bar with a girl.
This girl was not small by any means
So I was told by my friends that where at the bar with me the following day.
Frankly speaking I have no clue how we got on the bike nor how we made it down the road. She was so big my friends had to give me hand getting started by holding the bike up.
Does that fit in Re: nowhere to pack it away

Tonys · « **Reply #17 on:** April 15, 2005, 01:10:54 AM »

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Ok DJ, help me out with the legalities here.

Tonys · « **Reply #18 on:** April 15, 2005, 01:14:05 AM »

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My 5yo goddaughter was sick last year so I rode to go visit her.

hd2003-se2005 · « **Reply #19 on:** April 15, 2005, 09:53:03 AM »

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A few years back when I was single I had left the bar with a girl.
This girl was not small by any means
So I was told by my friends that where at the bar with me the following day.
Frankly speaking I have no clue how we got on the bike nor how we made it down the road. She was so big my friends had to give me hand getting started by holding the bike up.
Does that fit in Re: nowhere to pack it away

DTW
The story fits ,,,,,but not sure if I would have told on myself like that [smiley=nervous.gif]

Twolanerider · « **Reply #20 on:** April 15, 2005, 10:36:02 AM »

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got up the other day as always - got stuff outa trunk pack to head to work saw something move on top of trans area - had leathers on (chily out) had full gloves on and found this warming itself on the bike [smiley=shocked2.gif]

Holy crap Shovel. Did the visitor come indoors or had the bike been parked outdoors? If he/she/it was resting on the tranny is it at least a little guy? Hard to get any perspective from the picture. Did you dirty your Depends?

Dr. Evil · « **Reply #21 on:** April 15, 2005, 10:45:56 AM »

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A few years back when I was single I had left the bar with a girl.
This girl was not small by any means
So I was told by my friends that where at the bar with me the following day.
Frankly speaking I have no clue how we got on the bike nor how we made it down the road. She was so big my friends had to give me hand getting started by holding the bike up.
Does that fit in Re: nowhere to pack it away

I think that'd fall into the off-topic possibly and a cause for concern [smiley=huepfenjump3.gif] Why would you ever admit to that? [smiley=laugh.gif]

And there better not be snakes in MV! I hate snakes [smiley=nervous.gif]

spydglide · « **Reply #22 on:** April 15, 2005, 11:20:31 AM »

North Carolina is one of the few, if not the only state in the USA that has ALL the poisonous snakes indigenous to our great country. As far as what MV has, I haven't a clue. [smiley=nervous.gif] [smiley=curtain.gif]

Dr. Evil · « **Reply #23 on:** April 15, 2005, 11:27:09 AM »

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North Carolina is one of the few, if not the only state in the USA that has ALL the poisonous snakes indigenous to our great country.

JCZ · « **Reply #24 on:** April 15, 2005, 12:11:50 PM »

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lol

Tonys · « **Reply #25 on:** April 15, 2005, 01:05:32 PM »

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copperhead - its in a 5 gallon bucket for size perspective
had all my leathers on and hooded jacket uner leather jacket on - had my HD snake snatching kevlar gloves on

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