Yo Mamma so dumb, I saw her shoutin into an envelope the other day. When I asked her what she was doin, she said she was sendin you a voicemail.
YO MAMMA SO FAT SHE GOT A REMOTE CONTROL VIBRATOR
Yo Momma so fat she sat on your lap and you had to get your knee fixed [smiley=drink.gif] .(Feel better soon.)
[highlight]Yo momma so fat...When she hauls butt she has to make two trips.[/highlight]Yo momma so fat... Her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.