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Howie's surrogate poster
« on: February 15, 2009, 12:18:46 AM »
Just got the strangest news.  Howie told me I'm now his surrogate poster.  This disturbed the royal chit right out of me as I first thought it meant he wanted a poster made with a picture of some gawdawful ugly baby on it that looked like me after the baby had popped out of some strange woman no one ever knew. 


Then it became clear that I was mistaken :oops: .


Instead I'm posting in Howie's place until his new fingers finish growing back.  This is (apparently) a slow process so no accurate prognosis can be made right now though.  In the mean time this is the first guidance I've been given.  The first Howie-post is:


Ok youze, and you know who youze are, you are ugly and your mother dresses you to ride a Honda!
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Re: Howie's surrogate poster
« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2009, 12:24:19 AM »
Oh yeah, almost forgot.  Since it'll all be what Howie says nothing that gets written here is anyone else's fault (makes sense to me).
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Re: Howie's surrogate poster
« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2009, 07:28:04 AM »
Quote from: Twolanerider on February 15, 2009, 12:24:19 AM
Oh yeah, almost forgot.  Since it'll all be what Howie says nothing that gets written here is anyone else's fault (makes sense to me).

We can still blame everything on Howie can't we :nixweiss:
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Re: Howie's surrogate poster
« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2009, 07:31:21 AM »
I read the 1st two posts and was perplexed on a couple of levels. Went out and had a smoke and got a cup of java. Thought about it a bit.

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Re: Howie's surrogate poster
« Reply #4 on: February 15, 2009, 07:42:35 AM »
Divided-at-birth twins?
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Re: Howie's surrogate poster
« Reply #5 on: February 15, 2009, 08:16:13 AM »
 :huepfenjump3: :apple: :carrot: :jalapeno: :cucumber: :pineapple: :pepper: :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Howie's surrogate poster
« Reply #6 on: February 15, 2009, 09:41:26 AM »
Do we need to get a Priest, Rabbi or Buddhist monk involved? It sounds like we need some kinda of exorcism or something! I've never heard of any so called Howie being able to speak through other people. :huepfenjump3:  :huepfenjump3: If we need an intervention or something along that line you have my #!!! Next thing you'll tell us is it's all Howie's fault you ride red bikes!! (Makes since to me!!!)
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Re: Howie's surrogate poster
« Reply #7 on: February 15, 2009, 10:54:31 AM »
He talks enough for 5 or 6 post writers...no worries...If Howie is talking in a forest, yes he is making sounds...mostly the F word, mostly...
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Re: Howie's surrogate poster
« Reply #8 on: February 15, 2009, 10:56:07 AM »
Hey if we are throwing HOWIE under the bus? I want to be first.
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Re: Howie's surrogate poster
« Reply #9 on: February 15, 2009, 11:44:15 AM »
Quote from: hogasm on February 15, 2009, 07:28:04 AM
We can still blame everything on Howie can't we :nixweiss:

Definitely.  In fact that's the best part.  Any crappy thing you need to say to anyone you just post in this thread and blame it on Howie surrogacy posting.  We've actually needed this for a long time and just didn't realize it.   Oooops, here's one coming now.  Straight from Howie:


Yes Iski, that saddle does make your ass look fat!


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Re: Howie's surrogate poster
« Reply #10 on: February 15, 2009, 11:45:32 AM »
Quote from: Screamin on February 15, 2009, 07:31:21 AM
I read the 1st two posts and was perplexed on a couple of levels. Went out and had a smoke and got a cup of java. Thought about it a bit.

 :zwtf:


Only a couple :confused5: ?
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Re: Howie's surrogate poster
« Reply #11 on: February 15, 2009, 11:46:57 AM »
Quote from: the barber on February 15, 2009, 10:56:07 AM
Hey if we are throwing HOWIE under the bus? I want to be first.


Too late.  I already started. 
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Re: Howie's surrogate poster
« Reply #12 on: February 15, 2009, 11:48:57 AM »
Quote from: Ditch on February 15, 2009, 09:41:26 AM
Do we need to get a Priest, Rabbi or Buddhist monk involved? It sounds like we need some kinda of exorcism or something! I've never heard of any so called Howie being able to speak through other people. :huepfenjump3:  :huepfenjump3: If we need an intervention or something along that line you have my #!!! Next thing you'll tell us is it's all Howie's fault you ride red bikes!! (Makes since to me!!!)


Uh oh, just had another message from Howie to say on his behalf:


Putz! 
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Re: Howie's surrogate poster
« Reply #13 on: February 15, 2009, 11:51:34 AM »
He told me to tell you
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Re: Howie's surrogate poster
« Reply #14 on: February 15, 2009, 11:53:51 AM »
Quote from: icybay on February 15, 2009, 11:51:34 AM
He told me to tell you
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I don't believe that.  Howie has that special service from AT&T called "Finger Phone."  He can just call and do it right through the phone.
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