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Re: Howie's surrogate poster
« Reply #15 on: February 15, 2009, 12:10:17 PM »



Instead I'm posting in Howie's place until his new fingers finish growing back.  This is (apparently) a slow process so no accurate prognosis can be made right now though.  In the mean time this is the first guidance I've been given. 


Are you SURE it's Howie's fingers growing back.....and not a couple things a bit lower.....say a couple of things lower than his belt and higher than his knees...... :nixweiss:       :nervous:       :zroflmao: :zroflmao: :zroflmao: :zroflmao: :zroflmao:
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Re: Howie's surrogate poster
« Reply #16 on: February 15, 2009, 12:20:46 PM »


Are you SURE it's Howie's fingers growing back.....and not a couple things a bit lower.....say a couple of things lower than his belt and higher than his knees...... :nixweiss:       :nervous:       :zroflmao: :zroflmao: :zroflmao: :zroflmao: :zroflmao:

Yeah, I'm sure.  The FCC never laid down admin rules for "Nad Phone."  So we don't get that here.  Only in Amsterdam.


Oh, wait....  just got another Howiemessage to post.  This one doesn't make any sense though :-\ .  Hmm, here goes:

Furry Xenophobes Rule Great Universal Yellow Submarines Righteously Over Cloistered Kickstarters


Weird....   
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Re: Howie's surrogate poster
« Reply #17 on: February 15, 2009, 01:15:11 PM »

Definitely.  In fact that's the best part.  Any crappy thing you need to say to anyone you just post in this thread and blame it on Howie surrogacy posting.  We've actually needed this for a long time and just didn't realize it.   Oooops, here's one coming now.  Straight from Howie:


Yes Iski, that saddle does make your ass look fat!




Now I am concerned about Howie.........looking at Iski's ass and taking enough time to evaluate that his ass is fat :confused5:
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Re: Howie's surrogate poster
« Reply #18 on: February 15, 2009, 01:17:24 PM »


Uh oh, just had another message from Howie to say on his behalf:


Putz! 

Are you sure he didn't say.... youze is a Putz!!! sounds a little more like something Howie would say!
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Re: Howie's surrogate poster
« Reply #19 on: February 15, 2009, 01:45:48 PM »

I think Viagra might work on Howie's fingers. Should we ask for donations and buy Hoist some 'finger' Viagra so TwoLane can relax his fingers  :nixweiss:
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Re: Howie's surrogate poster
« Reply #20 on: February 15, 2009, 07:54:12 PM »

what happend to howies fingers :nixweiss: :nixweiss: :nixweiss:



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Re: Howie's surrogate poster
« Reply #21 on: February 15, 2009, 07:56:23 PM »

what happend to howies fingers :nixweiss: :nixweiss: :nixweiss:



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I think he is sitting on them......or has them stuck somewhere.....or......   :nixweiss:















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Re: Howie's surrogate poster
« Reply #22 on: February 15, 2009, 07:57:29 PM »

what happend to howies fingers :nixweiss: :nixweiss: :nixweiss:



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He took off one day without his heat repellant gloves.  Riding at close to the speed of light without those gloves will burn the fingers right off.  Speed of light.  No chit.  Honest.
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Re: Howie's surrogate poster
« Reply #23 on: February 15, 2009, 08:05:09 PM »

Howie.......

Come out!......Come out................

Where ever you are!
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Re: Howie's surrogate poster
« Reply #24 on: February 15, 2009, 08:05:58 PM »

I have an Idea.....
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Re: Howie's surrogate poster
« Reply #25 on: February 15, 2009, 08:06:06 PM »

Howie.......

Come out!......Come out................

Where ever you are!


Speed of light.  What can you do....  Keeps you ahead of the curve though.
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Re: Howie's surrogate poster
« Reply #26 on: February 15, 2009, 08:08:28 PM »

I have decided, with Howie's consul

That my Dealer is to do my entire engine build this time.

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Re: Howie's surrogate poster
« Reply #27 on: February 15, 2009, 08:20:05 PM »

I have decided, with Howie's consul

That my Dealer is to do my entire engine build this time.



Channeling another message from His Howieness:


STD STTC STS110 STACRs STTC STM % STSD


(hope I got that right)
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Re: Howie's surrogate poster
« Reply #28 on: February 15, 2009, 08:23:23 PM »

Channeling another message from His Showiness:


STD STTC STS110 STACRs STTC STM % STSD


(hope I got that right)
Something is being lost in the translation, If he is asking , I dropped a $4000.00 check to the dealer to start the top and bottom end repair yesterday
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Re: Howie's surrogate poster
« Reply #29 on: February 15, 2009, 08:26:02 PM »

Channeling another message from His Howieness:


STD STTC STS110 STACRs STTC STM % STSD


(hope I got that right)


hmmm.....got all of those but that last one....   :nixweiss:
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