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Title: Happy Valentines Day
Post by: KGB on February 14, 2019, 05:11:24 PM

A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend. After having great pleasure... She spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles ... Something she just loved to do. As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, "Why do you love doing that? She Replied, "I Really Miss mine."


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Title: Re: Happy Valentines Day
Post by: Threephase on February 14, 2019, 09:35:19 PM
Eeeewwwww. I mean, just eeewwwwwwww. But dat dare wuz funny
Title: Re: Happy Valentines Day
Post by: muddypaws on February 15, 2019, 07:32:17 AM
Bummer...
Title: Re: Happy Valentines Day
Post by: longlast on February 15, 2019, 10:54:00 AM

     🤢🤮
Title: Re: Happy Valentines Day
Post by: D-N-D on February 18, 2019, 06:20:49 AM
 :o  :o :o ;D
Title: Re: Happy Valentines Day
Post by: iski on February 18, 2019, 07:47:07 AM
My favorite testicle joke by Lewis Grizzard (there might be 2 people who haven't heard it yet):

U of Georgia is playing Auburn. Sanford Stadium. National Television. Winner wins the Southeastern Conference; goes to the Sugar Bowl.

85,000 people jammed into Sanford Stadium. National television audience. This game is on the Armed Service Network. People in Switzerland are seeing this ballgame. Going everywhere.

The band cranks up “Glory, Glory to Ole Georgia” and our team comes running out. 85,000 stand as one.

We are led by our gallant mascot, UGA-U-G-A. What a dog! What a gorgeous dog. What a symbol of ferocity. But UGA ain’t real smart. UGA did not realize he was at a football game. Nor did he realize he was on national television, and was going into living rooms the width and breadth of this great nation.

And there, in front of all them people, he began to lick himself where dogs occasionally want to lick themselves, ok?

We don’t have to get any more graphic than that.

Bubba an’ Earl sittin’ on the fifty.
Bubba sees the dog, punches Earl and said, ‘Earl, look at that dog. Dadgum, I wish I could do that.’

Earl said, ‘ Bubba, that dog’ll bite you!’”
Title: Re: Happy Valentines Day
Post by: Bubba on February 18, 2019, 07:56:55 AM
Iski you are one educated dude if you listen to brother Lewis.  :)
Title: Re: Happy Valentines Day
Post by: Wrongway on February 18, 2019, 09:53:17 AM
Saw this just yesterday, fitting.
Title: Re: Happy Valentines Day
Post by: iski on February 18, 2019, 11:18:59 AM
Quote from: Bubba on February 18, 2019, 07:56:55 AM
Iski you are educated it you listen to brother Lewis.  :)

Grizzard was one of a kind Bubba!

On  Educated, have not been there yet but heard it is nice.....or....

"Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth."
— Will Rogers