A Saskatchewan hunter went out duck hunting in the fall and a gust of wind came along,
blew his gun over and it discharged, shooting him in his private parts.
Several hours later, laying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his
doctor.
"Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news
is that you are going to be okay. The damage was local to your groin, there
was very little internal damage and we were able to remove all of the
buckshot."
"What's the bad news?" asked the hunter.
"The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done
to your penis which left quite a few holes in it. I'm going to have to
refer you to my sister."
"Well, I guess that isn't too bad," the hunter replied. "Is your sister a
plastic surgeon?"
"Not exactly," answered the doctor. "She's a flute player in the Regina
Symphony Orchestra. She's going to teach you where to put your fingers so
you don't pee in your eye."
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