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[skreminegul07]

 You know you're from California if:
   
   1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.
   
   2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.
   
   3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a
   conversation in English.
   
   4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and
   is named Flower.
   
   5. You can't remember . . is pot illegal?
   
   6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm
   donor.
   
   7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are
   grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and
   Ethiopian.
   
   8. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?
   
   9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
   
   10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.
   
   11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a
   baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS
   George Clooney.
   
   12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
   
   13. You can't remember . .is pot illegal?
   
   14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news
   station: "STORM WATCH."
   
   15. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are
   all busy with their cells or pagers.
   
   16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an
   hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
   
   17. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal?
   
   18. Both you AND your dog have therapists, psychics, personal
   trainers and cosmetic surgeons.
   
   19. The Terminator is your governor.
   
   20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If
   you're here illegally, they want to give you one.
 
 
 

[SPIDERMAN]

You know you're from Massachusets if

A) You can't go two weeks without being involved in a car accident

B) You eat more beans than a Mexican, but they're baked, so it's OK.

C) There's 18 black guys in the whole state, 9 of em play for the Celtics and the other 9 play for the Red Sox

D) Your ask your date for her phone number, she tells you it's Foley. You look it up the next morning and there's 23 pages of Foley's in Boston metro alone.

E) You can't go two weeks without being involved in a car accident

F) You can sing every verse of Danny Boy even when you can't remember your own name

G) You do your weekly shopping out of the back of a truck parked under a bridge in Chelsea

H) The only church in your neighborhood is Catholic

I) You can't go two weeks without being involved in a car accident

J) You eat fish every Friday whether you're Catholic or not

K) You vote for Teddy Kennedy every 6 years and lie about it the other 5

L) Your governor's name is a baseball glove

M ) You can't go two weeks without being involved in a car accident







 

[Screamin_Beagle]

Did he mention that you can't go 2 weeks without being in a car accident??



_Beags