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A man walked into the Women's Department of Macy's in New York City.
>He told the saleslady, "I would like a Baptist bra for my wife, size
36B."
>With a quizzical look, the saleslady asked, "What kind of bra?"
>He repeated, "A Baptist bra.
>
>She said to tell you that she wanted a Baptist bra and that you would
know
>what she wanted,"
>"Ah, now I remember," said the saleslady, "we don't get as many
request for
>them as we used to.
>
>Mostly our customers lately want the Catholic bra or the Salvation
Army
>bra,
>or the Presbyterian type".
>Confused and a little flustered, the man asked, "So what are the
>differences?"
>The lady responded, "Well, it's really quite simple.
>
>The Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army lifts up the
>fallen, the Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright."
>He mused at that for a moment and then asked, "So, what is the Baptist
type
>for?"
>"They," she replied, "make mountains out of molehills."
>
>
>
>And, if you need more info -- here's some more:
>
>Have you ever wondered why bras are lettered A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G,
H
>and how the letters are actually used to define bra sizes?
>
>Well, if you have ever wondered, but couldn't figure it out, here's
the
>code.
>A. Almost Boobs
>B. Barely Boobs
>C. Can't complain
>D. Dang!
>DD. Double Dang!
>E. Enormous
>F. Fake
>G. Get a reduction
>H. Help Me, I've Fallen and can't Get up
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