Topic: Hello from Maine (Read 11231 times)

Rufus · « **on:** May 23, 2007, 07:08:31 PM »

Just signing on from South Portland Maine. Nice website

HogDude · « **Reply #1 on:** May 23, 2007, 07:11:01 PM »

Welcome to the Site, Rufus !

Enjoy

Fired00d · « **Reply #2 on:** May 23, 2007, 07:16:24 PM »

Rufus,
Welcome to the site glad to have you join us.

Ride Safe,
Fired00d

mr_magoo · « **Reply #3 on:** May 23, 2007, 08:29:02 PM »

Welcome to the site.

Rufus · « **Reply #4 on:** May 23, 2007, 08:31:32 PM »

Thank you all for the kind words.

Rufus

2006_CVO_HD · « **Reply #5 on:** May 23, 2007, 08:34:10 PM »

Welcome to CVO Harley!!!!!!

Hoist! · « **Reply #6 on:** May 23, 2007, 08:36:17 PM »

Welcome aboard Rufus! You found the best site on the internet! Don't mind that other Asshole thread. We're not all Assholes. Just some of us! Enjoy the site!

Hoist!

SPIDERMAN · « **Reply #7 on:** May 23, 2007, 08:50:08 PM »

Quote from: Hoist on May 23, 2007, 08:36:17 PM

Welcome aboard Rufus! You found the best site on the internet! Don't mind that other Asshole thread. We're not all Assholes. Just some of us! Enjoy the site! Hoist!

Rufus,
This Hoist character is a freakin New Yakker. Need I say more ?

B B

Fired00d · « **Reply #8 on:** May 23, 2007, 09:02:39 PM »

Quote from: twolaneriderette on May 23, 2007, 08:59:34 PM

Hey Rufie Baby,

I was new to the site here today myself. So we're like, well, kissin cousins or something here all alone together huddled against his mass of big bad biker humanity. Do you think you could protect little ol' me against all these bad folks; you big stud. I really like guys from Maine too. I don't know where it is at all. But it just sounds so cool. And how you're buying a bike too. That's just hot. Man, if just knew you had hair on your butt you'd be my perfect man.

yours,
ette

Now that's just.....

I may not be the brightest bulb, and I was born in the day, but it wasn't yesterday. Hmmm. $:-\$

Ride Safe,
Fired00d

SPIDERMAN · « **Reply #9 on:** May 23, 2007, 09:04:50 PM »

Quote from: Fired00d on May 23, 2007, 09:02:39 PM

Now that's just.....

I may not be the brightest bulb, and I was born in the day, but it wasn't yesterday. Hmmm. $:-\$

Ride Safe,
Fired00d

Don't mind Don Gary, he gets really crude every now and then. Now he's got his hand up his blow-up doll and he's mouthin the words while he types with his -- - well I think you get the picture

B B

JesterDecor · « **Reply #10 on:** May 23, 2007, 09:05:03 PM »

Quote from: twolaneriderette on May 23, 2007, 08:59:34 PM

Hey Rufie Baby,

I was new to the site here today myself. So we're like, well, kissin cousins or something here all alone together huddled against his mass of big bad biker humanity. Do you think you could protect little ol' me against all these bad folks; you big stud. I really like guys from Maine too. I don't know where it is at all. But it just sounds so cool. And how you're buying a bike too. That's just hot. Man, if just knew you had hair on your butt you'd be my perfect man.

yours,
ette

word of advice 2lane-ette?? MATCH.COM!!!

JesterDecor · « **Reply #11 on:** May 23, 2007, 09:06:23 PM »

Quote from: SPIDERMAN on May 23, 2007, 09:04:50 PM

Don't mind Don Gary, he gets really crude every now and then. Now he's got his hand up his blow-up doll and he's mouthin the words while he types with his -- - well I think you get the picture

B B

DON gets crude sometimes??? *dyin laughin*

Twolanerider · « **Reply #12 on:** May 23, 2007, 09:06:45 PM »

Quote from: SPIDERMAN on May 23, 2007, 09:04:50 PM

Don't mind Don Gary, he gets really crude every now and then. Now he's got his hand up his blow-up doll and he's mouthin the words while he types with his -- - well I think you get the picture

B B

Everyone's just mad because she made a play for Rufus before they did

.

SOKOOLJ · « **Reply #13 on:** May 23, 2007, 09:10:00 PM »

RUFUS, welcome aboard from NC

JesterDecor · « **Reply #14 on:** May 23, 2007, 09:16:23 PM »

Quote from: Twolanerider on May 23, 2007, 09:06:45 PM

Everyone's just mad because she made a play for Rufus before they did .

You really should help your sister be a little more discrete and discriminating?

Fired00d · « **Reply #15 on:** May 23, 2007, 09:18:39 PM »

Quote from: JesterDecor on May 23, 2007, 09:16:23 PM

You really should help your sister be a little more discrete and discriminating?

Wouldn't be his sister if she was.

Ride Safe,
Fired00d

Twolanerider · « **Reply #16 on:** May 23, 2007, 09:20:32 PM »

Quote from: Fired00d on May 23, 2007, 09:18:39 PM

Wouldn't be his sister if she was.

Ride Safe,
Fired00d

Oh, that was low. So low

.

Major beer spew. But so low

.

JesterDecor · « **Reply #17 on:** May 23, 2007, 09:22:57 PM »

Quote from: Fired00d on May 23, 2007, 09:18:39 PM

Wouldn't be his sister if she was.

Ride Safe,
Fired00d

...I mean...WHAT??? *feels for the poor kid raised in the sticks* ....

Don?? Let the BSR's take care of yer lil sis...APPARANTLY, she needs some sisterhood to help her out!

Twolanerider · « **Reply #18 on:** May 23, 2007, 09:49:13 PM »

Quote from: JesterDecor on May 23, 2007, 09:22:57 PM

Don?? Let the BSR's take care of yer lil sis...APPARANTLY, she needs some sisterhood to help her out!

ok

JesterDecor · « **Reply #19 on:** May 23, 2007, 10:10:13 PM »

Quote from: Twolanerider on May 23, 2007, 09:49:13 PM

ok

*wary looks* ...that was WAY to easy....WHAT aren't ya tellin me bout her???

Puzzled · « **Reply #20 on:** May 23, 2007, 10:19:49 PM »

Rufus

to CVO Harley.

skyglide · « **Reply #21 on:** May 23, 2007, 10:44:12 PM »

Welcome from Wisconsin

bisounours · « **Reply #22 on:** May 24, 2007, 02:18:57 AM »

Good morning Rufus,

I send you the

from FRANCE.

But

of your bike !

Best regards

Jacques

Seegarsmkr · « **Reply #23 on:** May 24, 2007, 05:40:12 AM »

Welcome Ruf,

How are the fiddleheads running this time of year? Welcome and post some pics. I think I'll leave the other part of the post AAAAALLLLLLOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEE!!!

Seegarz

Smiler · « **Reply #24 on:** May 24, 2007, 05:43:02 AM »

Welcome to the site from England

The Mysterious Q! · « **Reply #25 on:** May 24, 2007, 08:25:18 AM »

A big CVO welcome Brother

Rufus glad you found us. Look forward to your insightful posts.Oh and no offense taken on thinking that big fat ass to the left is my girl

Later,Q

Rufus · « **Reply #26 on:** May 24, 2007, 06:07:29 PM »

Quote from: BigDaddy1569 on May 24, 2007, 08:25:18 AM

A big CVO welcome Brother Rufus glad you found us. Look forward to your insightful posts.Oh and no offense taken on thinking that big fat ass to the left is my girl Later,Q

Thank you for the welcome. Mr Big Daddy. I too am glad, but I didn not find you, my friend Spiderman put me up to this. He said it would be very funny, but I think some people are mad at him because they seem to think he is me or I he as it were. Spiderman is a lot different than me, he has a funny Maine accent. I don't as I've spent most of the past 35 years traveling the world as a Mechant Seaman.
As to the lady in the picture, I don't think she's fat at all. I think she's very Rubinesque. Do you know what Rubinesque means Mr Daddy ? There was a time when women who looked like your picture were very considered exteremly desireable. Now we live in an age of anorexic women who try to emulate heroin addicted fashion models. Anyway, I believe there is an old saying which goes " don't knock it , till you've tried it "

Goodbye for now
Rufus

SPIDERMAN · « **Reply #27 on:** May 24, 2007, 09:45:54 PM »

Quote from: BigDaddy1569 on May 24, 2007, 08:25:18 AM

A big CVO welcome Brother Rufus glad you found us. Look forward to your insightful posts.Oh and no offense taken on thinking that big fat ass to the left is my girl Later,Q

You sure it's all ass bro ? She could be one of them Minnesota speed skaters (what was their name Hayden or something )They all had thunder thighs. In which case that would be what - - -

??

hard10 · « **Reply #28 on:** May 24, 2007, 10:26:03 PM »

Quote from: Rufus on May 24, 2007, 06:07:29 PM

Thank you for the welcome. Mr Big Daddy. I too am glad, but I didn not find you, my friend Spiderman put me up to this. He said it would be very funny, but I think some people are mad at him because they seem to think he is me or I he as it were. Spiderman is a lot different than me, he has a funny Maine accent. I don't as I've spent most of the past 35 years traveling the world as a Mechant Seaman.
As to the lady in the picture, I don't think she's fat at all. I think she's very Rubinesque. Do you know what Rubinesque means Mr Daddy ? There was a time when women who looked like your picture were very considered exteremly desireable. Now we live in an age of anorexic women who try to emulate heroin addicted fashion models. Anyway, I believe there is an old saying which goes " don't knock it , till you've tried it "

Goodbye for now
Rufus

For a nerd, you're not too quick in the spelling area. The proper spelling is: Rubenesque. The spell check on the bottom of the page is not quite as thorough either. Webster's is.

SPIDERMAN · « **Reply #29 on:** May 24, 2007, 10:32:22 PM »

Quote from: hard10 on May 24, 2007, 10:26:03 PM

For a nerd, you're not too quick in the spelling area. The proper spelling is: Rubenesque. The spell check on the bottom of the page is not quite as thorough either. Webster's is.

Rufus is still under 50 posts and protected by Newbie Status AJ

Moderator , can we have a Moderator here ?

hard10 · « **Reply #30 on:** May 24, 2007, 10:45:12 PM »

Hey look, I'm just bucking to get my own EBCM #.

No hard feelings!

Twolanerider · « **Reply #31 on:** May 24, 2007, 10:46:34 PM »

Quote from: hard10 on May 24, 2007, 10:45:12 PM

Hey look, I'm just bucking to get my own EBCM #.

# 6.00635

hard10 · « **Reply #32 on:** May 24, 2007, 10:47:34 PM »

Quote from: Twolanerider on May 24, 2007, 10:46:34 PM

# 6.00635

Diet Pepsi SPEW !!!

Twolanerider · « **Reply #33 on:** May 24, 2007, 10:49:14 PM »

Quote from: hard10 on May 24, 2007, 10:47:34 PM

Diet Pepsi SPEW !!!

0 Calories, but the same fulfilling mess

iski · « **Reply #34 on:** May 24, 2007, 10:53:14 PM »

Welcome Rufus to CVO Harley.

Have you decided on your ride yet?

If not, perhaps a return to your former hobbies - possibly sidewalk chalk art depicting dancing figurines from the 16th century, bugle blowing, or ice dancing is indicated? ?

hard10 · « **Reply #35 on:** May 24, 2007, 11:06:13 PM »

Quote from: Twolanerider on May 24, 2007, 10:49:14 PM

0 Calories, but the same fulfilling mess

I should have added: caffine free too!

Quote from: iski on May 24, 2007, 10:53:14 PM

Welcome Rufus to CVO Harley.

Have you decided on your ride yet?

If not, perhaps a return to your former hobbies - possibly sidewalk chalk art depicting dancing figurines from the 16th century, bugle blowing, or ice dancing is indicated? ?

iski, now you're bucking for double secret probation!

iski · « **Reply #36 on:** May 24, 2007, 11:11:21 PM »

Quote from: hard10 on May 24, 2007, 11:06:13 PM

iski, now you're bucking for double secret probation!

Me? Rufus posted elsewhere about riding his little red tractor & I refrained from suggesting he must have gotten one of the pedals stuck up his.... nevermind.

I have a "Get out of probation free card" somewhere around here, anyway.

Congrats on your EBCM, BTW!

Twolanerider · « **Reply #37 on:** May 24, 2007, 11:14:40 PM »

Quote from: iski on May 24, 2007, 11:11:21 PM

I have a "Get out of probation free card" somewhere around here, anyway.

Need your glasses. That card the moderators mailed you doesn't say "Get out of probation free" it says "Get probed free." Just not the same thing

.

iski · « **Reply #38 on:** May 24, 2007, 11:17:29 PM »

Quote from: Twolanerider on May 24, 2007, 11:14:40 PM

Need your glasses. That card the moderators mailed you doesn't say "Get out of probation free" it says "Get probed free." Just not the same thing .

The moderators are just like those darned Nebulons? Always beaming mind melding rays and planning probes.

Twolanerider · « **Reply #39 on:** May 24, 2007, 11:21:06 PM »

Quote from: iski on May 24, 2007, 11:17:29 PM

The moderators are just like those darned Nebulons? Always beaming mind melding rays and planning probes.

I love Nebulon in the spring time.

hard10 · « **Reply #40 on:** May 24, 2007, 11:29:21 PM »

EBCM # 1.5 DS Probation # ? TS Probation # XXYY

Location: Joplin, MO
Member since: 08/27/04

CVO1: 05 06 07 SEEG

...

Is this some kind of mutation?

Twolanerider · « **Reply #41 on:** May 24, 2007, 11:30:29 PM »

Quote from: hard10 on May 24, 2007, 11:29:21 PM

EBCM # 1.5 DS Probation # ? TS Probation # XXYY

Location: Joplin, MO
Member since: 08/27/04

CVO1: 05 06 07 SEEG

...

Is this some kind of mutation?

Nah, just means not picky about whose been picked on.

The Mysterious Q! · « **Reply #42 on:** May 25, 2007, 07:28:21 AM »

Quote from: Rufus on May 24, 2007, 06:07:29 PM

Thank you for the welcome. Mr Big Daddy. I too am glad, but I didn not find you, my friend Spiderman put me up to this. He said it would be very funny, but I think some people are mad at him because they seem to think he is me or I he as it were. Spiderman is a lot different than me, he has a funny Maine accent. I don't as I've spent most of the past 35 years traveling the world as a Mechant Seaman.
As to the lady in the picture, I don't think she's fat at all. I think she's very Rubinesque. Do you know what Rubinesque means Mr Daddy ? There was a time when women who looked like your picture were very considered exteremly desireable. Now we live in an age of anorexic women who try to emulate heroin addicted fashion models. Anyway, I believe there is an old saying which goes " don't knock it , till you've tried it "

Goodbye for now
Rufus

Well well Rufus the Doofus, I don't know what a "Mechant Seaman" does but it sounds like you spend a lot of time in Turkish bath houses. Did you have a starring role in the movie "And the band played on" ? And please refrain from calling me MR anything. I am probably one of the youngest members of this site. You should probably confer back with BB on how to post around here because you suck at it. I think I also have a hobby you can get into because you and motorcycling aren't going to mix. It's called "auto erotic asphyxiation" google it you may like it. CYA, Mr. Daddy

Rufus · « **Reply #43 on:** May 25, 2007, 11:17:54 AM »

Quote from: BigDaddy1569 on May 25, 2007, 07:28:21 AM

I also have a hobby you can get into because you and motorcycling aren't going to mix. It's called "auto erotic asphyxiation" google it you may like it. CYA, Mr. Daddy

ooooooooooooooo you sounnd like one of those bad boy bikers I heard about. Can we be Friends ?
Yes I did Google it. Now if I can just get my wife Caryn to want to try that, I can be freeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

d o g o l s · « **Reply #44 on:** May 25, 2007, 03:22:49 PM »

Rufus welcome aboard

UltraPolecat · « **Reply #45 on:** May 25, 2007, 03:37:52 PM »

This site used to be so peaceful, what has happened to us lately???

Come on guys, where is the LOVE??

SPIDERMAN · « **Reply #46 on:** May 25, 2007, 03:57:41 PM »

Quote from: UltraPolecat on May 25, 2007, 03:37:52 PM

This site used to be so peaceful, what has happened to us lately???

Come on guys, where is the LOVE??

Too much of a good thing Ultra - - - you know I love lubstah, but if I eat it 6 times a day 7 days a week it gets old.

UltraPolecat · « **Reply #47 on:** May 26, 2007, 08:04:41 AM »

Quote from: SPIDERMAN on May 25, 2007, 03:57:41 PM

Too much of a good thing Ultra - - - you know I love lubstah, but if I eat it 6 times a day 7 days a week it gets old.

Exactly!

nidan · « **Reply #48 on:** May 26, 2007, 08:13:41 AM »

Welcome aboard Rufus , post a pic of your Ride and tell us a bit about yourself.

SPIDERMAN · « **Reply #49 on:** May 26, 2007, 11:12:09 AM »

Quote from: nidan on May 26, 2007, 08:13:41 AM

Welcome aboard Rufus , post a pic of your Ride and tell us a bit about yourself.

Nidan
Rufus has left the bldg. Deleted his account yesterday.

Spiderman

hard10 · « **Reply #50 on:** May 27, 2007, 12:49:16 AM »

Quote from: SPIDERMAN on May 26, 2007, 11:12:09 AM

Nidan
Rufus has left the bldg. Deleted his account yesterday.

Spiderman

He may have left but his sprit still lives on... and we keep talking about him!

displacing air · « **Reply #51 on:** May 27, 2007, 02:33:56 PM »

I miss Rufus!

Twolanerider · « **Reply #52 on:** May 27, 2007, 06:49:54 PM »

Quote from: displacing air on May 27, 2007, 02:33:56 PM

I miss Rufus!

Barry, it's time to get off the meds

!

Fired00d · « **Reply #53 on:** May 27, 2007, 06:58:15 PM »

Quote from: Twolanerider on May 27, 2007, 06:49:54 PM

Barry, it's time to get off the meds !

Don,
I think you may be on to something there. Sure was discouraging on my delivery and presentation of this post - New Member from Kentucky! not to get a comment from Barry.

Ride Safe,
Fired00d

displacing air · « **Reply #54 on:** May 27, 2007, 10:08:30 PM »

Im about out!!!

Time to go back to work...
Had fun posting during the down time though.
I probably wont post much as I will have to work a ton of OT
to pay for all the goodies I got to fix the bike back better than before.

displacing air · « **Reply #55 on:** May 27, 2007, 10:17:04 PM »

Quote from: Fired00d on May 27, 2007, 06:58:15 PM

Don,
I think you may be on to something there. Sure was discouraging on my delivery and presentation of this post - New Member from Kentucky! not to get a comment from Barry.

Ride Safe,
Fired00d

I just let that stuff go...
Kinda like the hat and thong thing...just gotta let it die down.
I am sure You and Don and the crew will milk it for all its got.
It really was funny though...a little humor helped the pain.

Barry

Fired00d · « **Reply #56 on:** May 28, 2007, 07:49:42 AM »

Quote from: displacing air on May 27, 2007, 10:17:04 PM

I just let that stuff go...
Kinda like the hat and thong thing...just gotta let it die down.
I am sure You and Don and the crew will milk it for all its got.
It really was funny though...a little humor helped the pain.

Barry

I do understand about letting stuff go, but I'm glad you got a chuckle out of it as that was the intent.

Ride Safe,
Fired00d

REGGAB · « **Reply #57 on:** June 01, 2007, 02:07:12 AM »

Quote from: Rufus on May 23, 2007, 07:08:31 PM

Just signing on from South Portland Maine. Nice website

Who is this guy? Never heard of him. Someone's alter ego perhaps?

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